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A posting i find quite funny on BigFooty and all compliments to user Tigerrific.
With a Pickett in a pocket and a Primus all at Port
And a Bishop and 2 Burgoynes and a Brogan for support
All Choko’s boys are chokers, in the finals they’ll abort
And Cornes will give the finger and get put on report
With Brown and Green and White they are colourful at the Dees
Their opponents are so happy. They score just as they please
They occasionally make the finals just to give their fans a tease
But without Joe Gutnick’s millions they cannot pay their fees
With their salary cap concessions the Lions aren’t so poor
And with Lynch and Brown up forward they should kick a mighty score
Add Voss and Black and Aker and they have a classy core
So now they will be aiming for premiership number four
Pagan’s paddock looks quite bare since he joined the Blues
McKernan’s gone back home again, so he can watch them lose
Harford, Mott and Scotland should be playing in the Twos
And Whitnall’s overweight again and Anguin’s in the news
Tivendale’s a Tiger and Zantuck is one too
Campbell’s been around a while but Nathan Brown is new
If they finish ninth again, Spud is gonna spew
‘Cos Clinton Casey will replace the entire coaching crew
Their salary cap is bursting down at Essendon
Caracella, Blumfield and Heffernan have gone
Hirdy’s always injured and Mercuri’s nearly done
And Sheedy is collapsing from lying in the sun
Buckley really wants to win a premiership for the Pies
But he can never win one, no matter how he tries
Licuria and Malthouse will have tears in their eyes
When the Wobbles come again and they cannot win the prize
St Kilda often win the spoon, they now have twenty-six
But they are always happy to get the best draft picks
With Riewoldt, Koschitzke, Ball and Goddard in the mix
They’ve only won one flag back in 1966
In Adelaide they are crowing because they’ve got the King
They reckon he’s so fit they could play him on the wing
He wants to prove to everyone that he hasn’t lost his spring
But when this year is over he’ll be retiring
The Hawks’ best days are gone; they used to be a power
Unfortunately for them, everything went sour
Their players are all mummies’ boys, at times they really cower
But they really play quite well when they are in the shower
Freo has a young side and they can really play
They’re dominant at home but they cannot win away
If they changed their uniform they’d probably be okay
‘Cos when they dress in purple they really look quite gay
They are very poor, those Western Bulldog folk
For so long they have been the competition’s joke
Many times I’ve thought the club was gonna croak
But they keep on playing even though they are going broke
The Eagles have a midfield that really plays with flair
With Gardiner, Judd and Cousins, they’ll probably win their share
Unfortunately for them, their forward line is bare
And Chick has lost his finger and Matera lost his hair
Things are now quite different at the Kangaroos
Careys’ at the Crows and Pagans’ at the Blues
Morrell and Teague for McKernan is a trade that will confuse
And Micky Martyn has now joined the unemployment queues
There are problems at Geelong, they really are a mess
Bomber is a coach who is really under stress
Until they get some talent they’ll continue to regress
While their players run around with a handbag and a dress
The Swans have always been the AFL’s pet
Anything they want is exactly what they get
They get some extra salary cap and all their bills are met
So it really doesn’t matter how much they get in debt
Direct link: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99312
With a Pickett in a pocket and a Primus all at Port
And a Bishop and 2 Burgoynes and a Brogan for support
All Choko’s boys are chokers, in the finals they’ll abort
And Cornes will give the finger and get put on report
With Brown and Green and White they are colourful at the Dees
Their opponents are so happy. They score just as they please
They occasionally make the finals just to give their fans a tease
But without Joe Gutnick’s millions they cannot pay their fees
With their salary cap concessions the Lions aren’t so poor
And with Lynch and Brown up forward they should kick a mighty score
Add Voss and Black and Aker and they have a classy core
So now they will be aiming for premiership number four
Pagan’s paddock looks quite bare since he joined the Blues
McKernan’s gone back home again, so he can watch them lose
Harford, Mott and Scotland should be playing in the Twos
And Whitnall’s overweight again and Anguin’s in the news
Tivendale’s a Tiger and Zantuck is one too
Campbell’s been around a while but Nathan Brown is new
If they finish ninth again, Spud is gonna spew
‘Cos Clinton Casey will replace the entire coaching crew
Their salary cap is bursting down at Essendon
Caracella, Blumfield and Heffernan have gone
Hirdy’s always injured and Mercuri’s nearly done
And Sheedy is collapsing from lying in the sun
Buckley really wants to win a premiership for the Pies
But he can never win one, no matter how he tries
Licuria and Malthouse will have tears in their eyes
When the Wobbles come again and they cannot win the prize
St Kilda often win the spoon, they now have twenty-six
But they are always happy to get the best draft picks
With Riewoldt, Koschitzke, Ball and Goddard in the mix
They’ve only won one flag back in 1966
In Adelaide they are crowing because they’ve got the King
They reckon he’s so fit they could play him on the wing
He wants to prove to everyone that he hasn’t lost his spring
But when this year is over he’ll be retiring
The Hawks’ best days are gone; they used to be a power
Unfortunately for them, everything went sour
Their players are all mummies’ boys, at times they really cower
But they really play quite well when they are in the shower
Freo has a young side and they can really play
They’re dominant at home but they cannot win away
If they changed their uniform they’d probably be okay
‘Cos when they dress in purple they really look quite gay
They are very poor, those Western Bulldog folk
For so long they have been the competition’s joke
Many times I’ve thought the club was gonna croak
But they keep on playing even though they are going broke
The Eagles have a midfield that really plays with flair
With Gardiner, Judd and Cousins, they’ll probably win their share
Unfortunately for them, their forward line is bare
And Chick has lost his finger and Matera lost his hair
Things are now quite different at the Kangaroos
Careys’ at the Crows and Pagans’ at the Blues
Morrell and Teague for McKernan is a trade that will confuse
And Micky Martyn has now joined the unemployment queues
There are problems at Geelong, they really are a mess
Bomber is a coach who is really under stress
Until they get some talent they’ll continue to regress
While their players run around with a handbag and a dress
The Swans have always been the AFL’s pet
Anything they want is exactly what they get
They get some extra salary cap and all their bills are met
So it really doesn’t matter how much they get in debt
Direct link: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99312
