The cruelest barb of all

[graystar1]

For those who get the Herald Sun.

If you missed it, have a look on page 48 of the Sports section and read the cruel "Footy Poem Competition entry."

Not sure if I am allowed to reprint on here. If so, then maybe Rosy can advise. May all the author's chickens die of the pox!!! If he has any that is.

Then again, maybe he could suffer the same fate as his chickens, but not die though.

 

[tannerztigers]

Yeah its not good reading consitering its come from a richmond member ...

 

[capitaltige]

Only hurts cause most of it is true

 

[Chiang Mai Tiger]

What does it say and how do you know its from a Richmond supporter?

 

[tannerztigers]

Sorry i was thinking about that letter that was in paper that got sent to the club :hihi

It says:

"Oh we're from Tigerland
Oh, hooley dooley
We're from Tigerland
Hard as a feather
You will see us with a grin
Sleeping with our kin
If we're behind, we'll never mind
We'll throw the towel again
Oh we're from Tigerland
We'll never threaten
Til the final siren's gone
Like the tigers of old
We're lifeless and cold
We're from Tiger .....
Mellow and flat!
Oh we're from Tigerlan

 

[feisty tige]

This is not nearly as harsh enough as to get us firing on Sat.... something harder might help.

 

[TheFoxhat]

I thought the Cruelest Barb of all was " Fat Barb " from Carlton. :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :rofl

 

[Hes My Hero]

If a Tiger supporter wrote that then i hope they read this.

GOOD RIDDANCE !!!! NICK OFF !!!!!!!! DON'T COME BACK !!!!!!!!!!!

It's people like you who have dragged our proud clubs name and pride through the mud for too long. You are not a TIGER you are an OXYGEN THIEF !!!
It is trash like you who dont deserve to be associated with a club and its people who stand so proud.

 

[TigersGoddess]

Pretty average. I've read versions of our theme song that have made me laugh but that's just a lame attempt.

 

[nitrotiger]

I thought the Cruelest Barb of all was " Fat Barb " from Carlton. :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :cutelaugh :rofl

that waz flamin funny foxhat!
Dont worry...revenge is a dish best served up cold my esteemed friends....A Bummer supporter had a whack at me about me tiges.....I just smiled and kindly referred to the game in 1989 I think....when the bummers only kicked 3 goals for the game against the weagles...that shut him up quick smart the young mug lair...... ;D

 

[Turbo Tiger]

Remember the first game we played in Melbourne after Captain Blood died. We played the Hawks at the MCG, and despite the obvious motivation our boys were second to the contest all day.

A Hawthorn supporter in front of me asked if our jumper was pure black with urine dribbling across its chest! Disgusting comment!

That poem could have been penned on that day...

 

[Anduril]

That's good coming from Hawthorn's wees and poos colours.

 

[Disco08]

A Hawthorn supporter in front of me asked if our jumper was pure black with urine dribbling across its chest! Disgusting comment!

You're going to hear this sort of stuff sitting in the Dawk cheersquad.

 

[B1 and B2]

A Hawthorn supporter in front of me asked if our jumper was pure black with urine dribbling across its chest! Disgusting comment!

Always comes back to speaking about the Hawks..hmmmm

B1

 

[Turbo Tiger]

That's good coming from Hawthorn's wees and poos colours.

I know! I agree! But they beat with no motivation, while we laid down after the death of our best ever player and spiritual father. It was heart breaking...

 

[LeeToRainesToRoach]

Remember the first game we played in Melbourne after Captain Blood died. We played the Hawks at the MCG

Wrong.