This thread ive been dying to start,.Over the years,the wit and creative vitriol from feral footy fans has been just as entertaining as the game itself...Dennis Commetti,s comments are well documented,but the wiitcisms that emanate from the outer sanctum are something to behold....
To kick-start this thread,here,s a couple.....
An old dear mate of mine,bomberJohn,who we lost earlier this year in an accident,yelled out at a liars\bombers game at the gabba one evening......
"Brispain Liars.....concession-riddled cheats who shoot up saline at half time."......and another....
years ago at waverly,I was watching a game between the saints and Geelong....
when Jacko was playing......Jacko had just got a free kick...and a Saints fan yelled out
"Umpire,you oughtta go and have a sex-change...to become a man!!...(No disrespect to you wonderful women intended)....
And Bulluss was running towards a Brispain player about to grab the ball,and the brispain player missed it...and kept going....A witty tiger fan yelled out
"Son,when you run,take the ball with you son......it looks better"
Im sure you esteemed people would be a goldmine of witticisms and wise cracks.....cheers! ;D