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larabee

Tiger Champion
Jun 11, 2010
3,693
5,431
Tigerland
Poor old salty. You know he's just a misunderstood modern day coaching genius.
He should have a 100% home and away and finals coaching record if the world wasn't constantly conspiring against him.
If he loses, it's not his fault, its just that:

  • The surface is no good
  • The "1st round cobwebs"
  • Didn't play home game/final on home ground
  • An umpire decision
  • Somehow Richmond's style is destroying the fabric of the game
  • Weather
  • There's a fly in my soup
  • The dog ate my homework
  • It was like that when I got here
  • I ran out of gas. I got a flat tyre. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked the keys in my car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.
  • IT WASN'T HIS FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
 
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jimbob

Tiger Superstar
Jul 20, 2008
2,028
1,547
Traralgon
Poor old salty. You know he's just a misunderstood modern day coaching genius.
He should have a 100% home and away and finals coaching record if the world wasn't constantly conspiring against him.
If he loses, it's not his fault, its just that:

  • The surface is no good
  • The "1st round cobwebs"
  • Didn't play home game/final on home ground
  • An umpire decision
  • Somehow Richmond's style is destroying the fabric of the game
  • Weather
  • There's a fly in my soup
  • The dog ate my homework
  • It was like that when I got here
  • I ran out of gas. I got a flat tyre. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked the keys in my car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.
  • IT WASN'T HIS FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Nice one Jake
 
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Tony Braxton-Hicks

There are no stupid ideas, just stupid people
Aug 10, 2004
12,141
7,759
The Playboy Mansion
How did Jack Bowes go? Remember that he chose them because they said they'd play him, and not because his pension stretches further in Corio than Carrara.
 
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Little Ziggyadee

Tiger Legend
Dec 30, 2021
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Poor old salty. You know he's just a misunderstood modern day coaching genius.
He should have a 100% home and away and finals coaching record if the world wasn't constantly conspiring against him.
If he loses, it's not his fault, its just that:

  • The surface is no good
  • The "1st round cobwebs"
  • Didn't play home game/final on home ground
  • An umpire decision
  • Somehow Richmond's style is destroying the fabric of the game
  • Weather
  • There's a fly in my soup
  • The dog ate my homework
  • It was like that when I got here
  • I ran out of gas. I got a flat tyre. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked the keys in my car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.
  • IT WASN'T HIS FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
You missed,
*It was too late for our pensioners, they're usually in bed by 7.
*It was too bright
*it was too loud
*We couldn't hear each other
*The ground is tooo wide.
*We really missed Gary
*We didn't get looked after by the umpires now Duck has retired.
*It's a very late time to drive on the Princess Hwy
*I'm pretty sure we were playing GC at Karadinia Park
*I need to teach Rhys that his arms can be used to tackle.
*Greg stooged me he said I was getting 3 gun kids
*I was distracted by Essendon win
*I blame Richmond for losing
*I can't believe they let so many people in
 
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CarnTheTiges

This is a REAL tiger
Mar 8, 2004
25,348
11,173
Victoria
Poor old salty. You know he's just a misunderstood modern day coaching genius.
He should have a 100% home and away and finals coaching record if the world wasn't constantly conspiring against him.
If he loses, it's not his fault, its just that:

  • The surface is no good
  • The "1st round cobwebs"
  • Didn't play home game/final on home ground
  • An umpire decision
  • Somehow Richmond's style is destroying the fabric of the game
  • Weather
  • There's a fly in my soup
  • The dog ate my homework
  • It was like that when I got here
  • I ran out of gas. I got a flat tyre. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked the keys in my car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.
  • IT WASN'T HIS FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
You forgot, it wasn’t me, it was Brad!
 
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artball

labels are for canned food
Jul 30, 2013
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Salty the Tosser

“...it’s distasteful if the coach of the losing team talks about the surface, but it’s worthy of discussion I think.."

EH??

he then goes on to discuss it ... amazing really ..
 
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year of the tiger

Tiger Legend
Mar 26, 2008
9,445
6,511
Tasmania
Salty the Tosser

“...it’s distasteful if the coach of the losing team talks about the surface, but it’s worthy of discussion I think.."

EH??

he then goes on to discuss it ... amazing really ..

I just thought he said that he was about to become distasteful with what he was about to say not realising that everything he says is distasteful………………:unsure:
 
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Jonesracing82

Tiger Champion
Sep 30, 2011
4,501
3,249
Poor old salty. You know he's just a misunderstood modern day coaching genius.
He should have a 100% home and away and finals coaching record if the world wasn't constantly conspiring against him.
If he loses, it's not his fault, its just that:

  • The surface is no good
  • The "1st round cobwebs"
  • Didn't play home game/final on home ground
  • An umpire decision
  • Somehow Richmond's style is destroying the fabric of the game
  • Weather
  • There's a fly in my soup
  • The dog ate my homework
  • It was like that when I got here
  • I ran out of gas. I got a flat tyre. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked the keys in my car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.
  • IT WASN'T HIS FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Add that Whateley is whingeing about something.
 
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Tigaman

Tiger Champion
May 23, 2010
4,565
870
Watched a lot of football over my 80 odd years & I do think last years Catters were the most undeserving side to win a premiership. Manangtang reserves would have given them a harder game than what the Swannies did last year. Swannies just never turned up. Just look at Catters line up & who turn up every Monday morning at the local Ladies hair salon. Half the team. This year after two losses their lady players better toughen up if not no freebies at local ladies hair salon on Monday 's.
 
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