The Geelong Cants

[year of the tiger]

It couldn't happen, could it?!

could it, geez here’s hoping

 

[Nico]

It couldn't happen, could it?!

We did it in 1990 when commentators were offering odds of a million to 1

 

[Tigers of Old]

Come on Norf give us a real larf.

 

[tigerman]

Shocking’s Scats are sh!t this year

 

[Mycotchinrules]

They are rubbish. So slow. So one dimensional.

If the armchair ride they get from the umpires dries up, they're in a world of trouble

 

[mrposhman]

The next 3 games will show where the Cats are at.

Eagles at ABC stadium
Sydney at the SCG (smaller ground probably favours them over Sydney)
Tiges at the G

 

[artball]

The next 3 games will show where the Cats are at.

Eagles at ABC stadium
Sydney at the SCG (smaller ground probably favours them over Sydney)
Tiges at the G

they'll lose all 3

 

[mrposhman]

they'll lose all 3

WE can hope

 

[Baloo]

Can you imagine the Salt poisoning that'll happen in corio Bay if they finish bottom 6 this year and their fans realise we, Richmond, have their 1st round pick?

Seriously, I couldn't think of anything funnier.

 

[123cups]

Imagine Gary comes back, the Cats make the Grand Final, and we get to clap him off the ground with a loss for the second year in a row.

 

[deedee]

Good team those cats, windows wide open.

 

[Mycotchinrules]

Can you imagine the Salt poisoning that'll happen in corio Bay if they finish bottom 6 this year and their fans realise we, Richmond, have their 1st round pick?

Seriously, I couldn't think of anything funnier.

That's what's concerning me about the umpire bias they receive.

Everytime they get gifted a game, our draft pick gets affected.

We might miss out on the 2022 version of Trengrove and Scully and have to settle for the 2022 version of Dusty.

 

[Disco]

Imagine Gary comes back, the Cats make the Grand Final, and we get to clap him off the ground with a loss for the second year in a row.

We were the first team to unfurl 2 flags at once, so it’s possible.

 

[Jonesracing82]

Can you imagine the Salt poisoning that'll happen in corio Bay if they finish bottom 6 this year and their fans realise we, Richmond, have their 1st round pick?

Seriously, I couldn't think of anything funnier.

Regardless, i am holding out for the melts when the broader SaltyFC community figure out we have 6 picks in the 1st 3 rds this yr.

 

[TigerFlag2017]

Appears that in failing to tackle Dusty that lead to goal of the century, Danger's body has been broken.

 

[jb03]

Appears that in failing to tackle Dusty that lead to goal of the century, Danger's body has been broken.

Normally we break clubs. We've moved on to breaking individuals.

 

[Baloo]

Normally we break clubs. We've moved on to breaking individuals.

When it becomes clear we've broken our third Grand Final opponent we might win this year by walk over.

 

[zippadeee]

Dangerfield will miss 8-10 weeks if he goes under the knife.
He has a sysmosis injury similiar to Lamberts and Rioli's injurys back in 2018.
Lets see what Brave heart Scott comes up with. Will he force him to play with a injuried ankle.
A top 10 pick is looking better with every week.
The Punt rd Grim Reaper is in Geelong

 

[Ripplestick]

Dangerfield will miss 8-10 weeks if he goes under the knife.

And if I'm not mistaken, in the incident where Diverflop hurt his ankle, he dived and contorted his body in such a way that actually caused him to be in the position to get injured. Had he not dived he wouldn't be injured. Talk about being hit by the karma bus..

 

[deedee]

Dangerfield will miss 8-10 weeks if he goes under the knife.
He has a sysmosis injury similiar to Lamberts and Rioli's injurys back in 2018.
Lets see what Brave heart Scott comes up with. Will he force him to play with a injuried ankle.
A top 10 pick is looking better with every week.
The Punt rd Grim Reaper is in Geelong

Obviously Dangers sysmosis is not as robust as his elbows.