The I ❤️ Collingwood thread.

BrisTiger24

Chimp's Love of the Tiger
Oct 16, 2003
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That rubbish doco is on ABC atm, lol following them lose a Granny....quality
All I saw was the short where Figgy was telling the boys he has no idea how to lead them. This is because this part wasn't in Konrad Marshall's book and he doesn't know how to work **** out by himself
 
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Columbo

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Oct 4, 2007
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Watching Jarryd Blair getting cut was pretty raw and the most interesting part. The rest of it was average I thought. Treloar just confused me...
 

eZyT

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Watching Jarryd Blair getting cut was pretty raw and the most interesting part. The rest of it was average I thought. Treloar just confused me...
yeah it was pretty brutal. That would be an incredibly hard part of the job. would be like telling a family member they aren't part of the family anymore.

I really respected Treloar's honesty. Not easy to do. I dont think he has a huge cognitive capacity to draw on, and I thought he did a good job.

But why the hell hasn't he bought his folks a house in Broady?
 
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tigerman

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I'm feeling dirty, i'm thinking about barracking for the Scum against the Handbaggers.
 
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eZyT

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I'm feeling dirty, i'm thinking about barracking for the Scum against the Handbaggers.
tough one.

I reckon we'll dance big with the winner.

Beating Collingwood in a GF, or getting beat,

would be the difference between eating a pie with God or The Devil.

and I dont want to imagine what you'de come across inside a Devil's pie.

but I reckon you'de be bouncing your teeth off Steel Sidebottom's nut for a decade or two.

like a big grey, vascular, horribly bitter gobstopper.

But then again, Chris Scott's face presents a similar dichotomy.

tough one.
 
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tigerman

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tough one.

I reckon we'll dance big with the winner.

Beating Collingwood in a GF, or getting beat,

would be the difference between eating a pie with God or The Devil.

and I dont want to imagine what you'de come across inside a Devil's pie.

but I reckon you'de be bouncing your teeth off Steel Sidebottom's nut for a decade or two.

like a big grey, vascular, horribly bitter gobstopper.

But then again, Chris Scott's face presents a similar dichotomy.

tough one.
It's a tough one, i'd really like to straighten Scott's nose.
 

YinnarTiger

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May 2, 2007
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I only saw 5 seconds of the show but I imagine wanting to watch any more would be for the sort of people who wait avidly for Barrett's Sliding Doors columns each week.
 
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dimmauchamp

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Apr 1, 2003
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Only Collingwood can make me support the opposition with almost as much passion as I do the Tiges. Anyone they play becomes my team. Apart from Cats.
 

Harry

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Beating either the maggots or the handbaggers in the prelim and the other in a gf would be awesome
 
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sausage_meat69

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Oct 28, 2005
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I watched for a bit but couldn't believe the familiar storyline:
  • Trying to be more "connected"
  • Letting the guys just play
  • Having tell all truth sessions
  • Treloar being Ellis and the housing commission story
It sounded like they straight up copied our script (except the ending).

Listening to the players talking about the way the club was run before then. They could have wall papered over some cracks. I hope it all collapses in a heap and Buckley reverts to his abrasive natural self.
 

TigerForce

Richmond has a better list.
Apr 26, 2004
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I watched for a bit but couldn't believe the familiar storyline:
  • Trying to be more "connected"
  • Letting the guys just play
  • Having tell all truth sessions
  • Treloar being Ellis and the housing commission story
It sounded like they straight up copied our script (except the ending).

Listening to the players talking about the way the club was run before then. They could have wall papered over some cracks. I hope it all collapses in a heap and Buckley reverts to his abrasive natural self.
Trelol makes me laugh everytime I hear this orgy-type love of theirs on AFL360. Pure 100% copyright infringement.
 
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