Predictions for Saturday’s big match between Bondi Junction Billionaires verses the Old Codgers From Hawthorn are as follows
1. Buddy to kick 1.7
2. Goodes scores a 9.7 in the second qtr for diving prompting the Olympic diving team to offer him a contract too good to refuse, resulting in him retiring at half time.
3. Rioli comes on the ground and play’s the best 3 minutes of football ever seen before doing his hamstring at the 4th minute, not just ripping it off the bone but right off his leg.
4. Lake is finally shown up to be the hack he really is.
5. B.O.G. Roughead
6. And the old codgers win by 19 points
7. Jeff Kennet comes out on the news to take credit for the win, claiming that calling for Clarkson to be sacked 5 years ago was all just a ploy to get Clarkson coaching better.
8. Swans ask for the COLA to be doubled so they can recruit Ryder, Dangerfield and Beams, claiming it is justified because Sydneysiders wont turn up to watch footy if they think another team might be better than there’s is.
An interesting fact,
the 3 top brownlow vote getters for Sydney this year are all ex Hawks!!