TIGER COACH APPLICATIONS FROM PRE

[Fahrenheit]

Given the amount of expert coaching and recruiting advice that posters on PRE offer up, WHO IS APPLYING FOR THE SENIOR COACH JOB at Richmond? :rofl

 

[Rosy]

I'll put my hand up. I'm running on the KISS and kick the bloody thing philosophy.

 

[skybeau]

I applied.

My list of recommendations included the redrafting of Patrick Bowden (assuming he recovers from his broken leg, of course...I'm professional).

 

[Ty Esler]

My long career as a public servant and mediocre footballer is perfect for the senior coaching role. I am adept at ass covering, buck passing and sucking up to people in authority. I also have a massive man crush on Chimp, have been a staunch supporter of Bling and would delist Petts the moment I got the job.

What could go wrong?

 

[scooty]

my application is in i will bring us a flag

 

[Mac]

My long career as a public servant and mediocre footballer is perfect for the senior coaching role. I am adept at ass covering, buck passing and sucking up to people in authority. I also have a massive man crush on Chimp, have been a staunch supporter of Bling and would delist Petts the moment I got the job.

What could go wrong?

Hmmm. Dunno, sounds more like an application for to be our fitness co-ordinator. You will be perfect at:
Jumping to conclusions
Stretching the truth
Side stepping responsibility
Pushing your luck
Running down others
Flying off the handle
Throwing your weight around
Bending the rules
Passing the buck
Circulating rumours
Beating the system

and of course on the boot camps you will be
Digging up dirt
Stirring up trouble
Slinging mud

 

[Redford]

Well seeing as Cameron and March said that age was not a factor for them, and they would welcome any enquiries, I would have thought that claw’s already got his application in ?

 

[Elmer]

Well seeing as Cameron and March said that age was not a factor for them, and they would welcome any enquiries, I would have thought that claw’s already got his application in ?

They didn't get past the first line of the cover letter.

"Dear Feral Duds,

......."

 

[tbartiger]

They didn't get past the first line of the cover letter.

"Dear Feral Duds,

......."

I just let a work call go to messagebank because i couldnt stop laughing. :clap