A couple was on their honeymoon,
lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when
the new bride says to the
husband, "I have a confession to
make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no
big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've
been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and
handsome. I can see why you went
to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make
passionate love.
When they are done, the husband
gets up and walks to the
telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the
wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I
was going to call room service
and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it
a second time."
The husband puts down the phone
and goes back to bed to make love
a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and
goes over to the phone. "Now what
are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still
hungry so I was going to get room
service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it
again."
The guy slams down the phone,
goes back to bed, and makes love
one more time.
When they finish he's tired and
beat. He drags himself over to
the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling
room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to
find out what the par is for this
damn hole."
lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when
the new bride says to the
husband, "I have a confession to
make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no
big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've
been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and
handsome. I can see why you went
to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make
passionate love.
When they are done, the husband
gets up and walks to the
telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the
wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I
was going to call room service
and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it
a second time."
The husband puts down the phone
and goes back to bed to make love
a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and
goes over to the phone. "Now what
are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still
hungry so I was going to get room
service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it
again."
The guy slams down the phone,
goes back to bed, and makes love
one more time.
When they finish he's tired and
beat. He drags himself over to
the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling
room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to
find out what the par is for this
damn hole."
