Ugliest Footballer Going Around.

tigergollywog

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In: Crackers; Thurgood
Outs: Kink, Leppa

Doulle's was a hair issue too.

Lunch Wittnal coming under close consideration. I'll throw that to the floor.

CHF: Lunch or Tomahawk for now?
 

RoryBaby

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tigergollywog said:
Is the adelaide weed, murray weiderman?
No - Murray Weidemann played for Collingwood and wasn't in the room when the ugly stick got passed around whereas Wayne Wediemann was at the head of the line.
 

tigersnake

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RoryBaby said:
Surely Mitch Robinson must be worthy of consideration

And what about Alan Ezard - head like an artichoke.
Ezard and Witnall hard to ignore. Crackers definately, boxhead extraordinaire

Mick McGuane?
 

69 vintage

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Re: Re: Shane Edwards

tigergollywog said:
no frizzle-heads in the side. team rules.

you mean zac clarke? blokes a veritable marlboro man.
Jesse Crichton from the dockers has been delisted I think one of the great mullets .
 

tigergollywog

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Damien Peverill Mick martin Alan Ezard.

Josh Thurgood Crackers Keenan Danny Southern

Scratcher Neal Bhudda Hocking (Capt) Cameron Ling

Anthony Daniher Lunch Witnall Wayne Primmer

Wayne Weiderman Mark Jackson (VC) Darren Bewick

foll:Damien Monkhurst, kevin bartlett, sean denham

int: Stevie Milne, Mitch Robinson, lewis roberts-thompson, michael long

emg: wayne carey. Frazer gehrig, Dane Swan, Jason Akkermanis

Coach: Dennis Pagan
 

tigersnake

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Swan, carey, Bewick and Gehrig, and maybe Acker the weaker links IMO, they're not pretty, but not outright ugly. Passengers. Side definitely getting uglier.

Its Wayne Primmer BTW. And as I said, the photos on the net are very complimentary becuase he played without his teeth in.

BTW, is the side positional, do we have to find an uglier CHF than Duck for example? Or is it just ugliest available?
 

tigergollywog

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tigersnake said:
Swan, carey, Bewick and Gehrig, and maybe Acker the weaker links IMO, they're not pretty, but not outright ugly. Passengers. Side definitely getting uglier.

Its Wayne Primmer BTW. And as I said, the photos on the net are very complimentary becuase he played without his teeth in.

BTW, is the side positional, do we have to find an uglier CHF than Duck for example? Or is it just ugliest available?
yeah I agree snake. swan is unfashionable rather than ugly. Duck had an ugly personality back then. acker just had a few acne pits and slips with the bleach bottle.

You gotta take a look at darren bewick scanlens card though. pretty weird, sauce head topped off with a haircut that looks like a p!ssed lismore tiger barber
got at him

Ive fixed wayne primmer. interesting stat: theres 3 waynes in the side and 8 (eight!) Bombers

Theres a weight of support for fraser gehrig too. He wasnt an attractive man by most conventional measures.

Its gotta be ugliest available really, doesnt it? we dont want to end up with a swarve looking wingman letting the side down.

Not too many weak links in the side left. Imagine the footy trip? I reckon Lingy'd be the one pulling all the chicks. I just dont reckon we can risk Duck.
 

tigerman

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tigergollywog said:
Damien Peverill Mick martin Alan Ezard.

Josh Thurgood Crackers Keenan Danny Southern

Scratcher Neal Bhudda Hocking (Capt) Cameron Ling

Anthony Daniher Lunch Witnall Wayne Primmer

Wayne Weiderman Mark Jackson (VC) Darren Bewick

foll:Damien Monkhurst, kevin bartlett, sean denham

int: Stevie Milne, Mitch Robinson, lewis roberts-thompson, michael long

emg: wayne carey. Frazer gehrig, Dane Swan, Jason Akkermanis

Coach: Dennis Pagan
The Roos could just about field a team on their own, Mickey Nolan, Wayne Schimmelbusch and Doug Wade were no oil paintings.
 

tigergollywog

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Legends of 1980 said:
John Ironmonger?
I know he a ruckman, but he wasnt as ugly as crackers, but too ugly to sit on the pine, so its straight in to CHB for big john.

Damien Peverill Mick martin Alan Ezard.

Josh Thurgood John Ironmonger Danny Southern

Scratcher Neal Bhudda Hocking (Capt) Cameron Ling

Anthony Daniher Lunch Witnall Wayne Primmer

Wayne Weiderman Mark Jackson (VC) Darren Bewick

foll:Crackers Keenan, kevin bartlett, sean denham

int: Stevie Milne, Mitch Robinson, michael long, LRT

emg: Damien monkhurst. Frazer gehrig, Dane Swan, Jason Akkermanis

Coach: Dennis Pagan
 

TJsFurrow

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How far back are we going here? There was a bloke who played for Fitzroy in the 30's called Chicken Smallhorn who was 62 kilos of hooked nose and overbite. Won a Brownlow.
 

tigergollywog

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TJsFurrow said:
How far back are we going here? There was a bloke who played for Fitzroy in the 30's called Chicken Smallhorn who was 62 kilos of hooked nose and overbite. Won a Brownlow.
This thing goes back to Tom Wills TJ. It'll obviously have a post circa 1990 bias with the advent of the internet. But your a man of character. your word is your bond. Chicken Smallhorn goes in. KB has had a bad week. Chicken goes on the ball. KB gets a few weeks off.


Damien Peverill Mick martin Alan Ezard.

Josh Thurgood John Ironmonger Danny Southern

Scratcher Neal Bhudda Hocking (Capt) Cameron Ling

Anthony Daniher Lunch Witnall Wayne Primmer

Wayne Weiderman Mark Jackson (VC) Darren Bewick

foll:Crackers Keenan, chicken smallhorn, sean denham

int: Stevie Milne, Mitch Robinson, michael long, LRT

emg: Damien monkhurst. Frazer gehrig, Dane Swan, Jason Akkermanis

Coach: Dennis Pagan