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PuntRoadRoar

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Re:Ugly Players

Chelle,

i couldnt agree more nick reiwoldt is one ugly guy and when i see him on the footy show i cringe....
 

tiga

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I created an annual award on this forum a few months ago called the "birdman medal" named after our most handsome player in recent times Brett "the Birdman" Evans. The Inaugural winner was Mick Martyn with 40% of the vote with Mark "Jacko" Jackson in second place.
 

TigersGoddess

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Dec 17, 2002
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Re:Ugly Players

tiga said:
I created an annual award on this forum a few months ago called the "birdman medal" named after our most handsome player in recent times Brett "the Birdman" Evans. The Inaugural winner was Mick Martyn with 40% of the vote with Mark "Jacko" Jackson in second place.
Well that's strange because in the Herald Sun yesterday the 2nd most sexiest AFL player was Mick Martyn :eek: how anyone can think that man is remotely attractive is beyond me.
 

tiga

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The Birdman had a head like a dropped pie and a nose with more twists than a S-Bend. ;D I liked him as a player though. As far as Mick being the 2nd most sexy man?? Maybe they define attractive as a man with plenty of cash and the shoe size theory for a big woo woow! Mick does have big feet. ;D

Yes Rosy, I am aware of your preference for Anfonee and In next years "Birdman medal" I'll make sure he gets a priority pick. ;)
 

tiga

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Sorry about the triple post but what about Joffa from the Collingwood cheersquad and his golden wig?? Talk about a head that would run rats out of town. ;D
 

g0tigers

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Jun 16, 2003
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Re:Ugly Players

TigersGoddess said:
Well that's strange because in the Herald Sun yesterday the 2nd most sexiest AFL player was Mick Martyn :eek: how anyone can think that man is remotely attractive is beyond me.
Most of the pppl that voted for MM were Male :rollin

Chelle,

i couldnt agree more nick reiwoldt is one ugly guy and when i see him on the footy show i cringe....
I dont think that boy is very ugly. He has a cuteness about him....but it wouldnt matter if he was the uglyist person on earth, because he is a very very nice person, hes a doll to talk too, so sweet, no arrogence about him at all, which is unusal for footy.
 

JohnF

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Mar 29, 2003
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I can't get over Fevola's jaw. Good to see some heads come with ready to go bull bars.

As far as noses go, I reckon Choco Williams' nose is ready to drop off from frostbite.
 

RFC not KFC

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May 2, 2003
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RFC are you undergoing aversion therapy?? ;D

ever since the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry's girlfriend paints a portrait of Kramer that the art critics found so intruiging I find myself referring to one of the best lines ever. I guess it's the train crash theory - you know it's going to be ugly but you have to take a peek.
My therapist says it will pass (hopefully less painfully than Kramer's kidney stone)
 

tiga

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JohnF said:
I can't get over Fevola's jaw. Good to see some heads come with ready to go bull bars.

As far as noses go, I reckon Choco Williams' nose is ready to drop off from frostbite.

ROFLMAO JF. When I was at school there was a kid that had a Jaw like Fevola. We used to call him "Cashie" as in Cash Register! ;)
 

WJP

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Jul 28, 2003
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Sorry to have to pick a tiges player but I saw A.Kellaway up close once,I thought neandertals were extinct.
P.S. Sorry Andy your a great footballer.
 

JohnF

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tiga said:
ROFLMAO JF. When I was at school there was a kid that had a Jaw like Fevola. We used to call him "Cashie" as in Cash Register! ;)


LMAOOOOOOOOOO! Kids can be so cruel.
 

mellowyellow

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WJP said:
Sorry to have to pick a tiges player but I saw A.Kellaway up close once,I thought neandertals were extinct.
P.S. Sorry Andy your a great footballer.

Nice set of teeth but
 

Fireman_Sam

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Feb 26, 2003
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Hardly ugly .. Leon Cameron has the greatest thatch of lustrous, vibrant hair I have ever seen. ::) ::) ::) ::)
 

pettifer8

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Re:Ugly Players

g0tigers said:
Chelle,

i couldnt agree more nick reiwoldt is one ugly guy and when i see him on the footy show i cringe....
I dont think that boy is very ugly. He has a cuteness about him....but it wouldnt matter if he was the uglyist person on earth, because he is a very very nice person, hes a doll to talk too, so sweet, no arrogence about him at all, which is unusal for footy.

i couldnt agree more he seems very greatful for being able to do what he is
 

frickenel

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Jul 30, 2003
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Can anyone remember no.23 from Hawthorn after Dermie??

A ruckman by the name of Crawshay - he looked like something out of Star Trek! I remember Steve Alessio getting 4 weeks for using him as a surf board.

I think he was trying to do everyone a favour and bury his ugly mug so nobody had to look at it!