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What makes 100 %...

waiting

Tiger Legend
Apr 15, 2007
6,889
835
melbourne, victoria
Found this quite true.

Can anyone relate to this ?


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A- T - T - I - T -U - D- E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U - L - L - S - H- I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you..

A - S - S - K - I - S- S - I - N- G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

" So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. "

I think the last bit sums up an ex coach quite well !

Waiting
 

TigerForce

Richmond has a better list.
Apr 26, 2004
49,265
1,517
waiting said:
Found this quite true.

Can anyone relate to this ?


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A- T - T - I - T -U - D- E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U - L - L - S - H- I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you..

A - S - S - K - I - S- S - I - N- G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

" So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. "

I think the last bit sums up an ex coach quite well !

Waiting
The way to succeed nowadays. If you're a favourite to someone, then you're in.

W - A - L - L - A - C - E
23+1+12+12+1+3+5 = 57%........says it all. ;D
 

craig

Tiger Legend
Aug 19, 2004
25,708
1,912
melbourne
Seems many work places subscribe to these methods for promotion and cushy positions ........ mine included past and preent.