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What makes 100 %...

waiting

Tiger Legend
Apr 15, 2007
14,058
9,171
Victoria
Found this quite true.

Can anyone relate to this ?


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A- T - T - I - T -U - D- E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U - L - L - S - H- I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you..

A - S - S - K - I - S- S - I - N- G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

" So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the *smile* and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. "

I think the last bit sums up an ex coach quite well !

Waiting
 

TigerForce

Tiger Legend
Apr 26, 2004
70,748
21,671
57
waiting said:
Found this quite true.

Can anyone relate to this ?


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A- T - T - I - T -U - D- E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U - L - L - S - H- I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you..

A - S - S - K - I - S- S - I - N- G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

" So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the *smile* and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. "

I think the last bit sums up an ex coach quite well !

Waiting

The way to succeed nowadays. If you're a favourite to someone, then you're in.

W - A - L - L - A - C - E
23+1+12+12+1+3+5 = 57%........says it all. ;D
 

craig

Tiger Legend
Aug 19, 2004
45,646
29,192
Melbourne
Seems many work places subscribe to these methods for promotion and cushy positions ........ mine included past and preent.