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Where in the world is Alan Didak?

okay enough of this.....the truth is.....he was stolen from his parents last year while holidaying in Portugal.

Yes, Didak is Madeleine McCann :o
 
The federal Govt has now put "how to get Didak on the straight and narrow" as its #1 priority over the world,s greenhouse issues.
 
He is actually Archduke Franz Ferdinand who faked his own death as a cover story when he got home after curfew after a big night out. The assassin, Gavrilo Princip, was actually Heath Shaw wearing a bad mustache as a disguise.
 
Col.W.Kurtz said:
He is actually Archduke Franz Ferdinand who faked his own death as a cover story when he got home after curfew after a big night out. The assassin, Gavrilo Princip, was actually Heath Shaw wearing a bad mustache as a disguise.

That one went nearly as well as their latest little escapade.
 
evo said:
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Hey Evo

Is your plastic Jeezus 'ridin' on the dashboard of your car'?
 
Apparrently, on his days off, he wears a white gorilla suit and trudges through the Himalayas.

(but don't tell anyone, it's supposed to be a legend.)

Rowdydave.
 
I was going to photoshop Didak's head into some really demeaning scene ... but the worst thing I could think of was putting him into a collingwood jumper!
 
Go Toigs! said:
Hey Evo

Is your plastic Jeezus 'ridin' on the dashboard of your car'?
You betcha.

i don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car
 
he was responible for communism in China but can be commended for freeing the slaves in the south.