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Which woman best represents your footy team??

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Had this emailed to me today. Thought I'd share as it gave me a chuckle.

Which woman best represents your footy team??

ADELAIDE CROWS: JULIA ROBERTS
Big in th 1990s but what has she done lately?

BRISBANE LIONS: SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Just when you thought you were finally safe....... shes back

CARLTON BLUES: NAOMI CAMPBELL
Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser

COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant b***h who thinks the world revolves around her

ESSENDON BOMBERS: SHARON STONE
Once the hottest name in the 'biz, now just a fading force

FREMANTLE DOCKERS: CASEY DONOVAN
Seemed like a good idea at the time, now no-one is buying her *smile*

GEELONG CATS: NATALIE BASSINGTHWAITE
A star after years as a bit player

HAWTHORN HAWKS: SCARLETT JOHANNSON
Only recently has everyone realised how hot she really is

MELBOURNE DEMONS: LINDSAY LOHAN
A miracle she is still alive

NORTH MELBOURNE KANGAROOS: KIM (FROM KATH & KIM)
Deluded and incapable of living without the intensive support of others.
Would fit right in on the gold coast.

PORT ADELAIDE POWER: BRITNEY SPEARS
Once had the world at her fingertips. Now cant even remember to wear her underwear in public.

RICHMOND TIGERS: JANE FONDA
A legend in the 60s/70s but you wouldnt toutch her in 2008

ST KILDA SAINTS: RICKI LEE COULTER
Promises a lot but never delivers

SYDNEY SWANS: CATE BLANCHETT
Used to be boring but has become intersting again

WEST COAST EAGLES: AMY WINEHOUSE
Obvious isnt it??

WESTERN BULLDOGS: LINDSAY DAVENPORT
Unflashy, no nonsense gritty competitor