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Wallace and Miller

Once a nervous nelly Clawman camped by a billabong
After a night on a Coolabah spree
And he sang as he wined and wailed till his blood boiled
"Who'll sign my Wallace and Miller petition for me?"

Down come young Tigerbob to drink at the water hole
Up jumped the Clawman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his duffle bag
"You'll sign my Wallace and Miller petition for me'"


Up rode the Prettyboy, a riding his thoroughbred
Up rode the Diggler, Maverick and Redned - one, two, three
"Who's that strapping centrehalfback you've got in your duffle bag?"
"You'll sign my Wallace and Miller petition for me"


But the Clawman he up and jumped into the billabong
Drowning himself in gloom after his Coolabah spree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings his tired old silly song,
"Who'll sign my Wallace and Miller petition for me?"

Adam (Banjo) Pattison .... on behalf of the next generation Tigers
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