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Caracella going to Essendon

Hopefully stays a way from uncle Neil
Neil Balme's typical day (2019):
7am: Wake up.
7.15: Sit up.
7.16: Find belly button and remove lint and biscuit crumbs.
7.20: Open bedside drawer and find Tim Tams left over from last night.
7:.21: Finish Tim Tams.
7.21: Turn on Sunrise. Laugh at Kochie. Consider Sam, but pass.
7.23: Check beard. It's ready for the Christmas party, much sooner than planned.
7.25: Pick up RFC clobber from floor. It will be good for another day.
7.35: Get in car and leave.
8.00: Breakfast in Richmond. Order the Balmy, with extra everything.
9.30: Park car at RFC, making a mental note of which Jeep he arrived in.
9:35: Go to toilet.
10.36: Roll up sleeves, scrunch and wipe.
10.46: Wash hands.
10:56: Dry hands, roll sleeves back down.
11.00: Elevenses.
11.35: Say hello to Benny, key staff and the players he recognises.
12.00: Watch Ready, Steady Cook. Get hungry.
12.30: Lunch in Richmond. With someone he can say is work-related.
2.45: Return from lunch.
2.55: Tell Benny that the morning's mess has been resolved. Benny thinks it's about a football issue, but Neil's talking about the toilet bowl.
3.00: Go to toilet.
4.00: Roll up sleeves, scrunch and wipe
4.10: Wash hands.
4.20: Dry hands, roll sleeves back down.
4.30: Turn on The Bold and the Beautiful.
5.00: Find staff cookie jar. Take staff cookie jar.
5.05: Grab keys from hook.
5.10: Drive home in whichever Jeep was unlocked by those keys.
 
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Neil Balme's typical day (2019):
7am: Wake up.
7.15: Sit up.
7.16: Find belly button and remove lint.
7.20: Open bedside drawer and find Tim Tams left over from last night.
7:.21: Finish Tim Tams.
7.21: Turn on Sunrise. Laugh at Kochie. Consider Sam, but pass.
7.23: Check beard. It's ready for the Christmas party, much sooner than planned.
7.25: Pick up RFC clobber from floor. It will be good for another day.
7.35: Get in car and leave.
8.00: Breakfast in Richmond. Order the Balmy, with extra everything.
9.30: Park car at RFC, making a mental note of which Jeep he arrived in.
9:35: Go to toilet.
10.36: Roll up sleeves, scrunch and wipe.
10.46: Wash hands.
10:56: Dry hands, roll sleeves back down.
11.00: Elevenses.
11.35: Say hello to Benny, key staff and the players he recognises.
12.00: Watch Ready, Steady Cook. Get hungry.
12.30: Lunch in Richmond. With someone he can say is work-related.
2.45: Return from lunch.
2.55: Tell Benny that the morning's mess has been resolved. Benny thinks it's about a football issue, but Neil's talking about the toilet bowl.
3.00: Go to toilet.
4.00: Roll up sleeves, scrunch and wipe
4.10: Wash hands.
4.20: Dry hands, roll sleeves back down.
4.30: Turn on The Bold and the Beautiful.
5.00: Find staff cookie jar. Take staff cookie jar.
5.05: Grab keys from hook.
5.10: Drive home in whichever Jeep was unlocked by those keys.
What does he do between 1036 and 1046 and then again between 4pm and 4:10 :) :cool:
 
Geez and with one year left he must have really wanted to get to Essendon!?
 
Would like to see Jordan Lewis join our coaching ranks after he retires.
Can see him as a mentor to Jack Ross and Jack Graham.
 
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If it was Fly moving on, I'd be upset.

Blakes been great. But with respect, I dont reckon being an assistant coach under Dimma Peggy and Benny,

assisting Jack, Alex, Trent, Dustin, Shane etc, would be that hard.

Someone suggested Jordan lewis? I agree, a student of the recent game.

Bit soon for Grigga to have authority over all his mates, but someone like Grigga from another side.

Nick Reiwoldt?

Theres plenty of experience between Dimma, Leppa and Fly to bring in some Youngbull IMO.
 
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Richardson & Rutten have made a huge difference to Essendon.
Essendon are a power house




***in the VFL
 
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