Hopefully stays a way from uncle Neil
Neil Balme's typical day (2019):
7am: Wake up.
7.15: Sit up.
7.16: Find belly button and remove lint and biscuit crumbs.
7.20: Open bedside drawer and find Tim Tams left over from last night.
7:.21: Finish Tim Tams.
7.21: Turn on
Sunrise. Laugh at Kochie. Consider Sam, but pass.
7.23: Check beard. It's ready for the Christmas party, much sooner than planned.
7.25: Pick up RFC clobber from floor. It will be good for another day.
7.35: Get in car and leave.
8.00: Breakfast in Richmond. Order the Balmy, with extra everything.
9.30: Park car at RFC, making a mental note of which Jeep he arrived in.
9:35: Go to toilet.
10.36: Roll up sleeves, scrunch and wipe.
10.46: Wash hands.
10:56: Dry hands, roll sleeves back down.
11.00: Elevenses.
11.35: Say hello to Benny, key staff and the players he recognises.
12.00: Watch
Ready, Steady Cook. Get hungry.
12.30: Lunch in Richmond. With someone he can say is work-related.
2.45: Return from lunch.
2.55: Tell Benny that the morning's mess has been resolved. Benny thinks it's about a football issue, but Neil's talking about the toilet bowl.
3.00: Go to toilet.
4.00: Roll up sleeves, scrunch and wipe
4.10: Wash hands.
4.20: Dry hands, roll sleeves back down.
4.30: Turn on
The Bold and the Beautiful.
5.00: Find staff cookie jar. Take staff cookie jar.
5.05: Grab keys from hook.
5.10: Drive home in whichever Jeep was unlocked by those keys.