Welcome to the Tigers Jacob Hopper

[tigersnake]

we're the only club that doesn't do that.

every club does it with proven experienced players.

 

[Little Ziggyadee]

West Coast pissed off there physio bloke and brought in the Footscary bloke. Just have a look at west coast especially Yeo and McGovern they look brand new.

We need a change now. Let's give lynch one good year. Prestia Grimes Hopper.
The bloke we have is useless.
How can a club as big as us have sub par high performance people.

 

[Little Ziggyadee]

West Coast pissed off there physio bloke and brought in the Footscary bloke. Just have a look at west coast especially Yeo and McGovern they look brand new.

We need a change now. Let's give lynch one good year. Prestia Grimes Hopper.
The bloke we have is useless.
How can a club as big as us have sub par high performance people.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Maybe someone at the clinic has been swapping the scans with magic eye posters?

(I’ve never been able to make sense of them myself)

Could explain the confusion they’ve been having.

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Originally reported as a chondral delamination of the anterior Jacobsen's organ "and stuff". But they're now saying they confused the files and it's Stuart Maxfield's, not Hopper's as originally thought. So, yeah, the club should probably reach out to Maxfield about the devastating discovery. He may never have nose sex again.



^^^^ Not a knee - a nose.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Originally reported as a chondral delamination of the anterior Jacobsen's organ "and stuff". But they're now saying they confused the files and it's Stuart Maxfield's, not Hopper's as originally thought. So, yeah, the club should probably reach out to Maxfield about the devastating discovery. He may never have nose sex again.

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^^^^ Not a knee - a nose.

The confusion, it turns out, stems from the fact that Hopper's actual given name is Jacobsen Hopper. His mother is a mad obscure anatomy fan and named him after the archaic term for the vomeronasal organ. She also likes drugs and was considering "Grass".

 

[tiger76]

Originally reported as a chondral delamination of the anterior Jacobsen's organ "and stuff". But they're now saying they confused the files and it's Stuart Maxfield's, not Hopper's as originally thought. So, yeah, the club should probably reach out to Maxfield about the devastating discovery. He may never have nose sex again.

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^^^^ Not a knee - a nose.

I have now liked and subscribed to Catalyst University's YouTube channel so I won't miss any other presentations on the relationship between individual body parts and human mating behaviour.

Another rabbit hole has now been entered; thank you.

 

[Willo]

West Coast pissed off there physio bloke and brought in the Footscary bloke. Just have a look at west coast especially Yeo and McGovern they look brand new.

We need a change now. Let's give lynch one good year. Prestia Grimes Hopper.
The bloke we have is useless.
How can a club as big as us have sub par high performance people.

Well we have sub par posters

 

[btoz_01]

Hopper will be out 2-3weeks (mild hamstring)

 

[Little Ziggyadee]

Well we have sub par posters

Are you happy With Meehan?
Because your own your own

 

[TigerForce]

Hop, Prestia and Lynch return in the 2nds and that's an ORDER!!!

 

[tigertim]

Hopper will be out 2-3weeks (mild hamstring)

So back in Rd 15, bad news for him.

 

[fastin bulbous]

The confusion, it turns out, stems from the fact that Hopper's actual given name is Jacobsen Hopper. His mother is a mad obscure anatomy fan and named him after the archaic term for the vomeronasal organ. She also likes drugs and was considering "Grass".

Potentially an interpretive dance workshop WITH the giant Maxfield nose replica that has replaced the camel could be the answer.

 

[fastin bulbous]

Oh yes, and the grass

 

[TigerFlag2017]

Hopper will be out 2-3 seasons (mild hamstring, followed by mild knee, followed by mild shoulder. Rinse repeat!)

 

[TigerGlory]

Hopper will be out 2-3 seasons (mild hamstring, followed by mild knee, followed by mild shoulder. Rinse repeat!)

I’m no doctor but even if 2-3 weeks was accurate it would be reckless to bring a bloke with such an injury record back that quickly. Our large volume of injuries cannot just be attributed to bad luck

 

[Tigers2011]

I’m no doctor but even if 2-3 weeks was accurate it would be reckless to bring a bloke with such an injury record back that quickly. Our large volume of injuries cannot just be attributed to bad luck

Yes, I’m thinking 3 weeks minimum.

 

[smokin joe]

6-8

 

[Brodders17]

Hop, Prestia and Lynch return in the 2nds and that's an ORDER!!!

I'd be inclined to start getting those guys, and Balta and Taranto ready for the preseason.

 

[momentai]

I'd be inclined to start getting those guys, and Balta and Taranto ready for the preseason.

Agree with the others but I'd prefer to see Hop offered for trade. Sure he is the greatest but his recruitment was a great mistake. Five more years no thank you.

 

[tigertim]

Agree with the others but I'd prefer to see Hop offered for trade. Sure he is the greatest but his recruitment was a great mistake. Five more years no thank you.

You’d be hard pressed to get anyone to take him now, especially with his expensive salary.