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3 Word Story (Updated on Page 18)
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Story so far
There once was a really bad Tigers player named Brad Donuts Ottens. He was the master of deceit. He once hired a mini skip to rid himself of a very irritating team mate, named Bustlin' Billy Nicholls. Later on, Billy ate big Donut. Billy then went and played footy at Punt Road with Ty Zantuck and an ailing nana named Martha, who was really a crossdressing bootstudder. "Come here sexy", Martha yelled to Terry Wallace, who spilled his porridge on his bone white ivory pants. With the stain disappearing quickly as Richmond's finals hopes. So Terry said, "Yeah, nah I gotta stick fat, I'm going to do Frawley impressions".
Meanwhile, in Collingwood, Eddie is playing hide the sausage on Johnston St. with Nathan Buckley and little Barry Manilow. "Where is my hanky?" Eddie said. Suddenly, Denis Banks drove a golf cart full of falafels and tahini dip and baba ganoush and Gary Coleman and a putter. William Shakespear boasted two wives and a truckload of drunken Collingwood fans who together had their sights set on an inbreeding Nathan Buckley lookalike, who ate children and used a wide angles camera to capture Lance Whitnall's bulging belly and Eddie's chins.
The lens cracked the sh!ts with Alan Edwards little ding a ling which was so disturbing that rosy blocked our accounts. This devastated all of Ghandi's children, as they worshiped tigatam and Tiger. "ATTACK!" yelled Bryce Courtney, who had seen Andrew Demitriou signing them up for World War 3 against mighty Mick Malthouse and Gary Coleman's kids, who were so very, very ugly, fat and slow, they made the Mike Sheahan 100 fat farm contestants. With the Kicketts, and the Whitnalls, Tony Lockett, Billy Ray Cyrus and Michael Jackson, freaks need only apply, read the sign. "Don't collect $200"..........
Edit: Try not to post twice in a row tiga
but keep up the posting, this is awesome!
Story so far
There once was a really bad Tigers player named Brad Donuts Ottens. He was the master of deceit. He once hired a mini skip to rid himself of a very irritating team mate, named Bustlin' Billy Nicholls. Later on, Billy ate big Donut. Billy then went and played footy at Punt Road with Ty Zantuck and an ailing nana named Martha, who was really a crossdressing bootstudder. "Come here sexy", Martha yelled to Terry Wallace, who spilled his porridge on his bone white ivory pants. With the stain disappearing quickly as Richmond's finals hopes. So Terry said, "Yeah, nah I gotta stick fat, I'm going to do Frawley impressions".
Meanwhile, in Collingwood, Eddie is playing hide the sausage on Johnston St. with Nathan Buckley and little Barry Manilow. "Where is my hanky?" Eddie said. Suddenly, Denis Banks drove a golf cart full of falafels and tahini dip and baba ganoush and Gary Coleman and a putter. William Shakespear boasted two wives and a truckload of drunken Collingwood fans who together had their sights set on an inbreeding Nathan Buckley lookalike, who ate children and used a wide angles camera to capture Lance Whitnall's bulging belly and Eddie's chins.
The lens cracked the sh!ts with Alan Edwards little ding a ling which was so disturbing that rosy blocked our accounts. This devastated all of Ghandi's children, as they worshiped tigatam and Tiger. "ATTACK!" yelled Bryce Courtney, who had seen Andrew Demitriou signing them up for World War 3 against mighty Mick Malthouse and Gary Coleman's kids, who were so very, very ugly, fat and slow, they made the Mike Sheahan 100 fat farm contestants. With the Kicketts, and the Whitnalls, Tony Lockett, Billy Ray Cyrus and Michael Jackson, freaks need only apply, read the sign. "Don't collect $200"..........
Edit: Try not to post twice in a row tiga
but keep up the posting, this is awesome!
