I have been dared to post this and, with a rush of blood to the head [brain?] i have done just that. BTW, I don't necessarily agree with ALL of it!
God's Country - Australia!
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came
and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water – for surfing, swimming and barbies
on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came
and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants – to
provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth
Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke – to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with, so God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God
saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a
rest. So God created Sheilas – to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook
and clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh
Day.
God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss
of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes and
Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and
God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody
good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
Apologies to all the PREfemmes. I did say it was a dare! :-[
God's Country - Australia!
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came
and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water – for surfing, swimming and barbies
on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came
and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants – to
provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth
Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke – to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with, so God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God
saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a
rest. So God created Sheilas – to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook
and clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh
Day.
God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss
of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes and
Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and
God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody
good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
Apologies to all the PREfemmes. I did say it was a dare! :-[
....I'm gunna stretch this thread just for a giggle.
