This was apparently on SEN last week but thought I'd share it anyway ...
A man in a darts comp in a british pub steps up to the line to throw his first set of darts in a big final.
After throwing his first the announcer states "Double 20!"
After is second throw the announcer bellows "Double 20!" with a slight inflection to indicate the penultimate dart.
As he is about to throw his third a local nun collecting in the pub for charity wanders across his path. Unable to stop the dart leaving his hand in time, it flies through the air and strikes the nun's head. It couldn't be worse. The dart hits her in the temple and she collapses dead instantly.
The announcer, coolly and in typical dart announcer fashion ..."One nun dead & eighty!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Put the dart announcer accent on this one for full effect)
Cheers ;D
A man in a darts comp in a british pub steps up to the line to throw his first set of darts in a big final.
After throwing his first the announcer states "Double 20!"
After is second throw the announcer bellows "Double 20!" with a slight inflection to indicate the penultimate dart.
As he is about to throw his third a local nun collecting in the pub for charity wanders across his path. Unable to stop the dart leaving his hand in time, it flies through the air and strikes the nun's head. It couldn't be worse. The dart hits her in the temple and she collapses dead instantly.
The announcer, coolly and in typical dart announcer fashion ..."One nun dead & eighty!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Put the dart announcer accent on this one for full effect)
Cheers ;D
