Loving Husband

[RemoteTiger]

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

'Found the remote,' he mumbled.

 

[Rosy]

Very funny. :hihi

 

[craig]

:hihi :hihi :hihi

 

[Streak]

'Found the remote,' he mumbled.

What were you doing in the bed RT?

 

[Rosy]

What were you doing in the bed RT?

That's even funnier Streak.

 

[Rosy]

Another husband/wife one

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.


For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'



The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. 'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'


'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

 

[craig]

:hihi

 

[Willo]

I'd better ask my loving, lovable wife if she crochets. ;D

 

[craig]

You may not wanna know Willo ...... be careful ol son.

 

[Willo]

You may not wanna know Willo ...... be careful ol son.

They're ALL up to something, aren't they? 8)

 

[craig]

Ummm ..................... :theyareontome

 

[Rexxy]

i might go home tonight and watch my wedding video again in reverse

i love the part when she takes the ring off walks back down the aisle gets in the car and *smile* off

 

[craig]

:hihi :hihi :hihi

:theyareontome