Close Friends Get to Call Him “TC”
May 19th, 2008
We all know what happens when a man loves a woman, but what about when a man loves a man, or even, a boy? This is the question facing tiger fans in the wake of Trent ‘The Cotch’, ‘TC’ Cotchin’s stunning debut against the Cats at Bob’s Big Boy Fried Chicken Stadium on Saturday.
Normally reserved “blokes’ blokes” across the Glen Waverley hinterland are having to deal with powerful feelings of attraction for the man-child Cotchin. Conversations about the size of his thighs, ice-cool temperament, masterful decision-making, silky skills and penetrating kicking are striking up all over the Richmond heartland as tiger fans try to deal with their dizzying emotions.
Norma Freudenstein from the Centre for Human Sexual Response and Regional Development told us yesterday that it’s important that men who find themselves attracted to a boy on the verge of manhood, dare to speak it’s name. “It’s not unusual for men to find themselves in this position, the other side of forty, a bit of a roof over the carport and then whammo, along comes a young gun with the heady mix of youth and potential and they’re gone. They can’t concentrate, they lose interest in their utes and spend their time thinking up new nicknames for the object of their affection. It’s all very natural- after all the ancient Greeks called it the highest form of love.”
The Richmond grog-squad has formed a special sub-committee to arrive at the official Trent Cotchin nickname and to settle the issue of which player he most resembles. Wayne Swain, the Grog Squads Vice-President, Beverage Division, told us that with all the names being bandied around it had become too confusing. “Look initially I heard Gary Ablett Jr, but then there were comparisons to Chris Judd, our own Matrix Man Brett Deledio, Hayden Button Jr, Percy Grainger and ‘Chicken’ Smallhorn. It’s doin’ everybody’s heads in so we decided to settle it once and for all’.
Tinat and zipper have a few issues , as evident by their comemnts on the Feedback board, with PRE at the moment.
This thread is to show how easy it is for them to post their stuff on the GFAL board as requested.
Discuss the article.
May 19th, 2008
We all know what happens when a man loves a woman, but what about when a man loves a man, or even, a boy? This is the question facing tiger fans in the wake of Trent ‘The Cotch’, ‘TC’ Cotchin’s stunning debut against the Cats at Bob’s Big Boy Fried Chicken Stadium on Saturday.
Normally reserved “blokes’ blokes” across the Glen Waverley hinterland are having to deal with powerful feelings of attraction for the man-child Cotchin. Conversations about the size of his thighs, ice-cool temperament, masterful decision-making, silky skills and penetrating kicking are striking up all over the Richmond heartland as tiger fans try to deal with their dizzying emotions.
Norma Freudenstein from the Centre for Human Sexual Response and Regional Development told us yesterday that it’s important that men who find themselves attracted to a boy on the verge of manhood, dare to speak it’s name. “It’s not unusual for men to find themselves in this position, the other side of forty, a bit of a roof over the carport and then whammo, along comes a young gun with the heady mix of youth and potential and they’re gone. They can’t concentrate, they lose interest in their utes and spend their time thinking up new nicknames for the object of their affection. It’s all very natural- after all the ancient Greeks called it the highest form of love.”
The Richmond grog-squad has formed a special sub-committee to arrive at the official Trent Cotchin nickname and to settle the issue of which player he most resembles. Wayne Swain, the Grog Squads Vice-President, Beverage Division, told us that with all the names being bandied around it had become too confusing. “Look initially I heard Gary Ablett Jr, but then there were comparisons to Chris Judd, our own Matrix Man Brett Deledio, Hayden Button Jr, Percy Grainger and ‘Chicken’ Smallhorn. It’s doin’ everybody’s heads in so we decided to settle it once and for all’.
Tinat and zipper have a few issues , as evident by their comemnts on the Feedback board, with PRE at the moment.
This thread is to show how easy it is for them to post their stuff on the GFAL board as requested.
Discuss the article.
