Well FFS
Watching Collingwood vs Adelaide (I'm in isolation in Hobart - don't judge), and it's not enough that Butler is pressing for the Coleman and we got the equivalent of a tofu salad for him (was served it yesterday - trust me, very nasty), now I get to watch Tyson Stengle getting two goals and a couple of assists out of, count them, Adelaide's five goals.
I mean seriously, it had already crossed my mind that Butler had paid off Castagna and Rioli so he could look good for his new club but now with Stengle demonstrating that he chipped in with a fiver as well, I'm convinced that a pathetic conspiracy theory is far more interesting than the grim reality which is the form of our small forward brigade. And before anyone starts waxing lyrical about Jake Aarts please remind yourselves about the seeing eye dog and sherpa that had to be rushed to the ground to ensure he got his first goal.