Well, my first foray as an Essendon supporter didn’t end well. I had a shower straight after the game ended and still felt dirty. Then, while I was asleep I had a nightmare in which Blake Caracella outlined his game plan for 2020.
First, he told McDonald-Tipungwuti that he had to improve his fitness, so Walla told him he was taking it on board and giving up KFC on Sundays. Then he told Shiel that he needed to start hitting targets and Shiel morphed into that fat darts guy with the Mohawk.
Then he begged Jake Stringer to run both ways. Stringer thought that meant he had to run like a boy AND like a girl at the same time. Blake’s head exploded. There were bits of brains everywhere so I needed another shower.
Today I am going to barrack for Hawthorn it beat WC, just so Essendon have to travel to Perth for their final. It’s either that, or take another shower.