That's hilarious. Great work.Here's your NFL Greatest Names team -
QB - Chuck 'Throw it' Long
RB - Bronko Nagurski
HB - Mack Strong
WR - Webster Slaughter
WR - Peerless Price
TE - Cap Boso
OT - Guy Whimper
OT - D'Brickashaw Ferguson
G - Pork Chop Womack
C - Buzz Nutter
DL - Coy Bacon
DL - David Jones - as generic a name as U can get, lol
DL - Jack Youngblood
DL - Barkevious Mingo
LB - Chris Hanburger
DB - Quentin Jammer
DB - Spider Lockhart
DB - Atari Digby
DB - Baccari Rambo
P - Zoltan Mesko
K - Ali Haji-Sheikh
Coach - Weeb Ewbank