Blonde Jokes
Some of my best friends are blondes.
ASTROLOGY
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is
farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says..........
Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, PULL
OVER!
NO! the blonde yelled back,
IT'S A SCARF!
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, So what? "We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!; said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
can you hear it?
She thought for a time and then asked, Is it on or off?
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
HelOOOooo, answered the blond. They're watch dogs.
