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Brad "Great" Scott !!

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LoL Norfs favourite flop Brad (Great) Scott lands plum AFL Competition Evolution Manager job from a hot list of candidates after it was advertised in the Woop Woop Weekly on the 31st November 2019. Great, is very grateful that this position created itself at AFL HQ's. Great also has no doubt , his experience at Lol Norf will revolutionise the Evolution of the Game hand in hand with AFl General Manager Steven "Shocing " Hocking.
 
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TigerForce

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LoL Norfs favourite flop Brad (Great) Scott lands plum AFL Competition Evolution Manager job from a hot list of candidates after it was advertised in the Woop Woop Weekly on the 31st November 2019. Great, is very grateful that this position created itself at AFL HQ's. Great also has no doubt , his experience at Lol Norf will revolutionise the Evolution of the Game hand in hand with AFl General Manager Steven "Shocing " Hocking.
".....and I get this shitty job??"....
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Baloo

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Evolution? More like unintelligent design
 
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aoc1974

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Thanks for the dedicated thread @Tigaman ...... may as well move my post to here since the great man has taken up residence. Complete ****'n joke this mob!

Gilligan: "Hock, one of my mates needs a gig, what've we got on offer?"

SHocking: "Leave it with me chief, I'm sure we can find something for him to do"

Gilligan: "Good lad, make sure it looks all legit, last thing we need is the public asking questions... are you with me?"

SHocking : "Sweet.... since we started our own media section at least we've got the journos sorted... loss of accreditation has turned into a great weapon! Most of the public wouldn't have a clue what's goin on in here"

Gilligan : "Yep, too right..... when Trav came to me and said he's got just the candidate for that new competition management thingo I created, no one blinked an eye when he had an identical surname :rotfl1"

SHocking : "There's a thought. .... how's about we give him an all encompassing, new fangled role in that department? Needs some beefing up!..... What's his title?"

Gilligan : "Needs to have the word manager somewhere in it, and I'd be happy if we pushed say, 450-500k in his direction"

SHocking : "Perfect..... how's about Evolution Manager? And I'll give him a multi year contract so when that ***** from Richmond takes over and you and me get the arse, at least we'll have boots on the ground to white ant him!"

Gilligan : "Brilliant. .... get it done!"


Former Roos coach takes on new role at AFL HQ - https://www.afl.com.au/news/365808
 
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eZyT

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Just when I thought all the super ridiculous job titles had been done.

*smile* me.

could this be the cushiest job in the world?

perhaps equal with Chief Tidal Observation Officer ?
 
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tigerman

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I wonder what rules he will come up with that will compromise the the whole competition.
His decision as coach of the Roos to rest almost a dozen players against us the week before the finals was nothing but cheating.
He kicked a security guard in Hobart, with a CV like that you can see why the AFL made up a job for him.
 
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aoc1974

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Every time I see the Scott brothers it reminds me of this song..... btw, all the money in the world has never been able to buy a bloke a decent rug!


 
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nswtiger

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this must be AFL house background music

played in the lifts, toilets before and after every meeting and in the office of a new employees for a week........

what the F is a AFL Competition Evolution Manager anyway
 

Tony Braxton-Hicks

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So, Scott leaves the Roos with 18 months to go in his contract. He's expected to get another coaching gig, which means that the Roos won't have to pay him out.

But he doesn't. Which means the Roos have to get a new coach while paying out Scott in full. Add the 100% soft cap on football department spending and it's a right *smile*-up for them.

So the AFL comes to the rescue by creating a job that enables Scott to stay at home punching walls while drawing out his contracted money, but at the AFL's expense instead of the Roos.

It was an obvious con when "a position" for Scott with the AFL was first mooted, but why hasn't anyone in the media ever questioned it?
 
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eZyT

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what the F is a AFL Competition Evolution Manager anyway
Its similar to the caretakers job on the Galapagos islands, except heaps more money and you dont have to do anything.

To be fair though, the Galapagos bloke doesnt have to come up with a couple of absurd ideas to discuss with Blobbo and Gerard every few months.

I cant wait to hear Brother Chris's job title when he lands there in 2021.

Senior Project Officer Incredulous Felatio Mimicry?
 

seven

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Someone said to me, never employe someone smarter then you as they’ll end up taking your job.

Gill just employing people dumber then him
 
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TigerMasochist

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It was an obvious con when "a position" for Scott with the AFL was first mooted, but why hasn't anyone in the media ever questioned it?
Because the accredited media are part of the AFL conga line of butt *smile*. Not one of them will risk their access n perks by questioning Gilligan n Shocking.
 
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