Buddy Jobs?

[HellsTiger]

"If he was a train driver he'd miss the platform." - poppa x

After reading poppa x's comment, it had me thinking.
What careers should Franklin not take or take up with respect t his hit/miss rate & why?

For me it would be, driver for Shaw & DaDick, he would've missed those parked cars.

 

[poppa x]

If I was in an Indonesian Jail awaiting execution, then my last request would be to have Buddy in the firing squad. standing beside Richo

 

[barty boy]

I hope he never becomes a surgeon

 

[Freezer]

You wouldn't want him as a sperm donor - his little fellas would never find the egg.

 

[LeeToRainesToRoach]

Pilot.

"This is Captain Franklin speaking, we'll be landing in Beijing shortly. If you look out the window, you'll notice our friends from North Korea kindly escorting us out of their airspace."

 

[skybeau]

Cross-dresser.

Then he'd be Miss Buddy Franklin.

 

[craig]

KAMIKAZE PILOT ............