“Ex bikies boss Dean Martin has disappeared without a trace after links to a Greens Senator were leaked to the public.
The serious loss of face for the Rebels is believed to have triggered the disappearance. According to a source from the Rebels, “We can’t have none of that filth infiltrating our ranks. It’s hard enough keeping our good name clean. Them Greens are nutters and we don’t need their whack job aggro. I personally know that Dog Martin is all good. He’s getting cleaned up after a serious mistake. He is a Rebel and always will be. Now get outta my way. Gotta get ridda the stench of Green. Aaaaaaaawwwwoooooooooo!”
AFL Superstar Dustin Martin (who recently recovered from a serious kidney injury, lost his deported bikie MC sergeant dad, assaulted someone with chopsticks, is requesting a trade to Sydney, was seen mingling with tennis legend Serena Williams, has links to crooked union figure Setka, doesn’t speak to the media, was shamed by Kevin Bartlett, hangs around party boy Dane Swan who has links to the criminal underworld, has a new tattoo on his neck, is arrogant and doesn’t attend club events, does what he wants at Richmond, gets paid millions, touched a strippers breast, was seen touring Arden Street, and unjustifiably refuses to allow media access to his private life) refused to comment.
“What a *&$! bloke” tweeted Port Adelaide legend and award winning AFL journalist and commentator Kane Cornes.
“Dustin Martin should have to report to Gil McLachlan and explain why he has continued links to an outlawed MC. Not acceptable.”
