*Allow Richmond to play all of its matches at the 'G
.
*Give Richmond automatic qualification to the GF ;D.
*Hypnotise Duncan to kick perfectly so he wins a brownlow for rosy
.
*Set food and drink prices at the same level as outside the ground ???.
*To invent a mute machine that works whenever the word 'Collingwood' is mentioned by Eddie on the footy show. Be a pretty quiet show :
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*Carlton wins the wooden spoon forever more
.