Kangaroo Karaoke

[Tigerclan]

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:yourock :yourock :yourock :yourock

 

[Tigers of Old]

I've always wanted to perform this, here goes....

Monte Video & the Cassettes

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Well the Shoop Shoop stands for the mood you're in
And the Diddy Wop mean let the fun begin
It's a feeling gonna set your senses reeling and you can't sit still
Cumma Cumma mean what you thought, that's right
And the Wang Dang gonna get you through the night time
Baby there's a right time if you wanna lose control

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop - li'll party, nothing formal
Diddy Wop - she's in the corner, looked quite normal
The Cumma Cumma, empty glass, bold as brass, pinch me, hang about
Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
She said Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Well the Shoop Shoop stood for her mood alright
And her Diddy Wop gave me a nasty fright
Sought of feeling that-a sent me senses reeling and you can't sit still
Cumma Cumma meant what I thought, touche
And the Wang Dang, err, anyway, nearly died, mortified, nearly lost control

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang



What a chorus that song has! ;D

 

[Tigerclan]

Somethging with a sporting theme

Could you all make the crowd noises for me please?



(The crosses of St George are flying all around me)
(Gareth Southgate the whole of England is with you)
(Oh it's saved, saved, saved)
We still believe
We still believe
We still believe

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home

Tears for heroes dressed in grey
No plans for final day
Stay in bed, drift away

It could have been all
Songs in the street
It was nearly complete
It was nearly so sweet
And now I'm singing

Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
No more years of hurt
No more need for dreaming

Talk about football coming home
And then one night in Rome
We were strong, we had grown
And now I see Ince ready for war
Gazza good as before
Shearer certain to score
And Psycho screaming

Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
No more years of hurt
No more need for dreaming

(Beautiful football by England, Gazza oh that is majestic, Alan Shearer, Italy nil England nil and we're there in France 1998)
We can dance Nobby's dance
We could dance it in France

It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home

Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
No more years of hurt
No more need for dreaming..

 

[geoffryprettyboy]

Ok cats... I'm in my little white US fighter pilot outfit, TC you can be "Goose" my wingman and bend down as I pop up behind you with the mike and dedicate this song to one very good looking cat......Evo.  ;D

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.

You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.

We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.

So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back), Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

I'm all yours Crystal............love it. :hearton :hearton

 

[Tigerclan]

Hey GPB, she couldn't have done it without her Goose ;D


Just woke up ToO, and through my half open bleary eyes I read

Sheep Sheep Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Thought I was on the wrong site :hihi

 

[Ghost Who Walks]

Sadie, The Cleaning Lady


Sadie , the cleaning lady
With trusty scrubbing brush and pail of water
Worked her fingers to the bone
For the life she had at home
Providing at the same time for her daughter

CHORUS Ah Sadie , the cleaning lady
Her aching knees not getting any younger
Well her red detergent hands
Had for years not held a man's
And time would find her heart expired of hunger
Scrub your floors , do your chores , dear old Sadie
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady
Can't afford to get bored , dear old Sadie
Looks as though you'll always be a cleaning lady

Ah , Sadie , the cleaning lady
Her female mind would find a way of trapping
Though as gentle as a lamb , Sam the elevator man
So she could spend the night by TV napping

CHORUS

Ah , Sadie , the cleaning lady
Her Sam was what she got hook , line and sinker
To her sorrow and dismay
She's still working to this day
Her Sam turned out to be a no-good stinker

CHORUS from: Scrub your floors , do your chores etc

 

[Tigerclan]

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Eat your heart out Johnny Farnham

 

[Michael]

PS Did Limahl look like Warwick Cappers illegitimate twin or was it my imagination??

Good get , Struggs ...Funny,think that's what Limahl says 'bout Warwick too...Never seen in the same place together,perhaps they're 1 in the same....

Wow Crystal ! ....As Kenny Everett used to say ..."Kind of gets you right 'there'...or was it 'there' ?"..

Hard to top so lets veer back towards the Ian Dury end of the dial...

The Indians send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the Corporal
She is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language
It's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses
When the Corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead
And arrows in his hats
And Davy Crockett rides around
And says it's cool for cats
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains
In a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers
When the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth
With the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus'
Always look the bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station
There's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father
And they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats

To change the mood a little
I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection
I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And ev'rybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions
And she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time
And then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee
And I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos
But she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later
And I give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV
When it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats

MJ, sorry I missed that one, too busy doing a few lines in the dunny
Could have helped out big time there, have a very sexy mini skirt and a high pitched voice.
Perfect for the "Cool for Cats" "Cool for Cats" "Cool for Cats" fade out at the end

 

[FightingFury]

This one is for Struggles and Brooke  ;D

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

My name is Ted,
And one day I'll be dead yo yo.

Thats for that Nuttbag,I took a leaf out of your karaoke sheet and tried to serenade Brooke with that one,but she insisted on me donning cowboy leather chaps and vest when delivering her song. :-[ :-[ :-[

Stage fright might have just cost me big time on two fronts :-[ :-[

 

[Dyer'ere]

I got me a tan buckskin suit, an ol' hat with a fine brim, a neatly trimmed beard and the devil in my eye. My string tie features an aquamarine and my snakeskin boots are clean and high.

"I'm mighty grateful for the oppertoonidy to play on front of such a fine awdeeyence.

Awl praise to the talented performers who've just preceded me. Cain't say Ah fully reckoned on what they was singin' about seppin' fer "I wanna be a cowboy". But it was mighty fine. I feel right honored to be on the same stage.

Bubba's gonna do a lap slide solo. [Bubba nods for light applause]

Thankee"

Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues
Written by Danny O'Keefe
Peak chart position # 9 in 1972
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/danny-o-keefe-good-time-charlie-s-got-the-blues-lyrics.html


"I guess I don't need to make mention to y'all that I'll be doin' both the good versions of this song- Country and Western"

Everybody's goin' away
Believe this time they're gonna stay
There's not a soul I know around
Everybody's leavin' town

Some caught a freight, some caught a plane
Find the sunshine, leave the rain
They said this town won't waste your time
I guess they're right, it's wastin' mine

Some gotta win, some gotta lo-oo-ose
Good time Charlie's got the blues
Good time Charlie's got the blues

(Lap slide solo)

Ya know my heart keeps tellin' me
"You're not a kid at thirty-three"
"Ya play around, ya lose your wife"
"Ya play too long, you lose your life"

I got my pills to ease the pain
Can't find a thing to ease the rain
I'd love to try and settle down
But everybody's leavin' town

Some gotta win, some gotta lo-oo-ose
Good time Charlie's got the blues
Good time Charlie's got the blues
Good time Charlie's got the blues

(lap steel to end)

 

[Crystal]

Ok cats... I'm in my little white US fighter pilot outfit, TC you can be "Goose" my wingman and bend down as I pop up behind you with the mike and dedicate this song to one very good looking cat......Evo. ;D

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.

You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.

We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.

So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back), Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

I'm all yours Crystal............love it. :hearton :hearton

Thanks GBP but I couldn't have done it without my wingman. ;D Meet you in the ladies next to the bench. :-*

Great lap slide solo JD! :clap :clap

 

[TigerNutt]

ok back to the old 80's with blonde hair out to the side with heaps of hair lacquer and the old liner, get ready for it:

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

 

[Dyer'ere]

One seagull is a joyous thing. An entire flock of them? Bliss (to revive an 80s superlative).

The hair was really sumthen, TN.

Crystal, the white fighter piot outfit was even camper than one of mine. TC will be out shopping. ;D

 

[FightingFury]

LMAO@ Seagull mans keyboard talent during that song.
He belts it randomly about 10 times without actually playing it at all.
You can also spot a cameraman during the filmclip if you look hard enough.

 

[Ghost Who Walks]

The Lone Ranger
(Quantum Jump)


Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Me Tonto Kimosabi
Me go and catchee baddy
Find him by the shady water
Deep within Apache forest
Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast
Real good friend to Kimosabi
Save another silver bullet
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger

Fill up pipe of peace for Tonto
Kimosabi friend and brother
He smoke pipe of peace with Tonto
Put his mask on back to fronto
Tonto fall about with laughter
He a head our great white brother
Even pass a tote to Silver
Mask man very untogether
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Tonto know that Kimosabi
Never ever have a woman
Tonto sometime stop and wonder
What the trip with the great white brother
Maybe masked man he a P@#$%&*
Try it on with surly Tonto
Let me say to mister lawman
Tonto doesn't mind
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger

 

[Otis]

Tonto you say?


Ho! Ho! Ho!

****DANCES****

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga

I'm Big Bank, I am the Chief
I got a lot of raps but I'll be brief
I never need a horse I like to chill
so I, drive up in my new Seville
My Tribe went down in the hall of fame
Cause I'm the one who shot Jesse James
Pound for pound, I will never break down
(Big Bank!) No sir, I don't mess around

Awowowowowowowowowow!! Ho!
Wowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowow!!

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga

Like Kemosabi, of course it's me
I'm better known as the Master G
A firing squad, sensed the danger
When they're stung by the rapping ranger
Had a little talk with my medicine man
He said, "Get them squaws, fast as you can"
To all you girls, that wanna join my Tribe
Just move to my rhythm, and feel my vibe
Put up a fuss, in the end you'll agree
When you come inside, my tee-pee
As I said before, you could sense the danger
When you're stung by the rapping ranger
When Silver and I, take a route
All you suckers better step aside
I sting squaws, then I run away
HIYOO Silver, is what I say!

Ho! Ho! Wowowowowowowowow!
Hit it gang!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Aowowowowowowowowowowowo!


Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga

A pow-wow, just rock it out
Finger poppin to the break of dawn
Keep it rockin like the stuff that we call maize
(What's that?) Hot buttered popcorn
You just hippa-hoppa-dippa-boppa bang the boogie
woogie betcha wanna boogie again
And you can put me to the test at your request
I rock you out of your mocassin
Kemosabi got down, took off his mask
He kicked off his shoes and did the Monster Mash
Tonto came along, saw what was happenin
His head began to boppin his foot start to clappin
Go slam, dunk, do the jerk
And with the mic is how my smoke signals work
They were jammin off a record that said it best:
"Now what you hear is not a test!"

Aowowowowowowowowowowowo!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga


Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!



God bless the Sugar Hill Gang 8)

 

[Dyer'ere]

I stagger to the bar and cash the last rye on my stolen drink card.

I gotta do one more number while I've still got the gear on. ;D

It's the Walter Brennan version not Gentry or Nooten (aka Mr Wayne Newton).

One more rye oughta do it for the voice.

Ladies and Gentlemen- Scarlett Ribbons.


I peek in to say goodnight
And I heard my child in prayer
"And for me some scarlett ribbons
Scarlett ribbons for my hair"

All the stores were closed and shuddered
All the streets were dark and bare
In our town no scarlett ribbons
Not one ribbon for her hair

Through the night my heart was aching
Just before the dawn was breaking
I'd peeked in and on her bed
A gay profusion lying there
Lovely ribbons, scarlett ribbons
Scarlett ribbons for her hair

If I live to be two hundred
I will never know from where
Came those ribbons, lovely ribbons
Scarlett ribbons for her hair


:rofl

I know you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes. Sorry. ;D

 

[Tigerclan]

Are we ready for the Good Ship Venus yet?

Maybe a few more ales needed :beer :beer

 

[Michael]

Are we ready for the Good Ship Venus yet?

Maybe a few more ales needed :beer :beer

TC
The good ship, i could help.
No problems with the, the figurehead, first mate, the second mate and the dog, but unfortunately the rest is lost.

But I think we save that for the end of the night, long way to go yet.
No one's had a crack at "Are You Lonesome Tonight"

But if anyone attempts New York New York, the rule is..they must shout the bar

 

[Otis]

I noticed a while back TC had requested the girl from ipanema.... and since Michael won't let me perform new york new york I figured this Sinatra classic is just as good.

I have invited my friend Antonio Carlos Jobim to help accompany me..


Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - aaahhh

When she walks, she’s like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes goes - oooohh

oooooh - but I watch her so sadly
Howwww can I tell her I love her?
Yeeeeesss I would give my heart gladlyyy
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile - but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see)

Hit it Antonio!

Olha que coisa mais linda,
mais cheia de graça
É ela menina
que vem que passa
Num doce balanço
caminho do mar

Moça do corpo dourado
do sol de Ipanema
O seu balançado
é mais que um poema
É a coisa mais linda
que eu já vi passar

oooooh - but I watch her so sadly
Ah, porque tudo e tão triste
Yeeeeesss I would give my heart gladlyyy
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall, tan, young, (and) lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I ! - but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see)
(she just doesn’t see, por causa do amor, she never sees me,...) 8)