To the tune of "Mother" from Pink Floyd - The Wall
Danny why do we always go the bomb
Danny will we ever again get to sing our song
Danny why do we move the footy at the rate of a crawl
Hmmm Hmmm Danny here comes another side-backwards handball
Danny should I run for club president
Danny yeah nah I would have thought that's what you meant
Danny will we get the ball past the half-forward line
Hmmm Hmmm and kick more than 6 goals by final siren time
Hush now tiger fans it's time to cry
Danny's going to make all of your nightmares come true
Danny's going to again have Punt Road visited by chicken poo
Danny's going to keep picking Bidders, Houlihan and King
He might let them try passing sideways and play on the wing
Danny's going to keep persisting with a dud plan that's well worn
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tigers
Cause Danny can't coach modern football
Danny do you think Pettifer is good enough
Danny isn't keeping on playing all those duds dangerous
Danny why do we grind footy matches from the very start
Hmmm Hmmm why does most of the side play with no heart
Hush now tiger fans it's time to cry
Danny's going to check out all the dud recruits for you
Danny's won't let anyone under 25 get through
Danny's going to make media statements that are enough to make you cringe
Danny won't give any youngsters a go until we're 20 rounds in
Danny's going to have grandstands where a tiger fan is hardly seen
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tigers
Looks like 23 mediorce years and counting to me
Danny please for Richmond's sake say goodbye.
Look mummy there's another one of roger's helicopter kicks in the sky
Danny why do we always go the bomb
Danny will we ever again get to sing our song
Danny why do we move the footy at the rate of a crawl
Hmmm Hmmm Danny here comes another side-backwards handball
Danny should I run for club president
Danny yeah nah I would have thought that's what you meant
Danny will we get the ball past the half-forward line
Hmmm Hmmm and kick more than 6 goals by final siren time
Hush now tiger fans it's time to cry
Danny's going to make all of your nightmares come true
Danny's going to again have Punt Road visited by chicken poo
Danny's going to keep picking Bidders, Houlihan and King
He might let them try passing sideways and play on the wing
Danny's going to keep persisting with a dud plan that's well worn
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tigers
Cause Danny can't coach modern football
Danny do you think Pettifer is good enough
Danny isn't keeping on playing all those duds dangerous
Danny why do we grind footy matches from the very start
Hmmm Hmmm why does most of the side play with no heart
Hush now tiger fans it's time to cry
Danny's going to check out all the dud recruits for you
Danny's won't let anyone under 25 get through
Danny's going to make media statements that are enough to make you cringe
Danny won't give any youngsters a go until we're 20 rounds in
Danny's going to have grandstands where a tiger fan is hardly seen
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tigers
Looks like 23 mediorce years and counting to me
Danny please for Richmond's sake say goodbye.
Look mummy there's another one of roger's helicopter kicks in the sky