BREAKING NEWS!
17 AFL Clubs in uproar that apparently Shai Bolton has re-signed at Richmond for a further 5 years. All of them are in agreement that is may be the worst Christmas ever.
Quotes from selected individuals:
Alastair Clarkson. “this is XXXXed, the AFL promised me he would be available at the end of 23. I am not sure I want to stay on at North”
Eddie McGuire (the Ex/current President of Collingwood), “‘how does this happen? They will have salary cap problems and I should know”
James Sheedy-Robertson “not sure I/we want to backstab Brad Scott too quickly now, I/we might keep my/our powder dry for a while”
Kane Cornes “What the??? How many free kicks does Richmond get. The AFL just continues to give them a leg up over and over and over” Cornes last seen being transported to emergency as he was foaming at the mouth and exhibited clear signs of rabies.
Adam Simpson “‘I am not sure this is legal. He comes from W.A. I think it is against the law”
Chris Scott/Steve Hocking “How can Richmond afford it? This needs to be investigated. We thought we would sign him next year for $500 a week. That’s all our players are paid”.
John Longmire. ‘Mmmmph….mmmph…..grunt….gurgle….mmmph..” nothing clearer as he was talking behind his hand and no-one could understand him.
Gillon McLaughlin “ummm..ooops…..we did we what we could to stop it, cos everyone else complained, but everything checks out. Even stuff we made up on the go to trap them. I am retiring soon. So, it’s not my fault if Richmond return to the Premiership list”
Brendon Gale. No comment. Just a grin from ear to ear. Last seen heading to a pub in Brunswick in a Santa suit with Neil Balme and Damian Hardwick for a couple of frothies. After all it’s a warm day for a change. Apparently the publican, one Michael Molloy of Richmond has promised them free beers.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!!! WOO *smile* HOO!!!!!!