Potatoes

[tigerland]

RFC POEM - POTATOES

To many green potato's

To many rotton potato's

To many small potato's

To many soft potato's

To many potato's that just dont look like potato's

To many potatoes that just dont match the other vegetables

To many potatoes that just dont go together

To many potatoes that need time back in the field

Whats wrong with our potoes?


Just why cant spud grow a field of big ripe fresh potatoes that dont split open or bruse when they fall of the shelf or onto the floor...

Hes had 3 yrs to grow them

How many more years will it take

And finally, will there be a new grower soon?

 

[JohnF]

LMAO, nice one Tigerland! ;D ;D

Got some more potato metaphors.


Too many hot and cold potatoes.

Too many incompetent potato planters.

Potatoes that are wobbly on both sides of the body.

Potatoes that can't be nurtured given the lack or fertile dirt.

Too many thin skinned potatoes.

Too many potatoes that don't come up to the surface during important times of the year.

Not enough potatoes being sacked.

Too many potatoes that take too long to grow.

Too many potatoes that get fried when the heat is on.

 

[tigerland]

He he, nice!!!

To many potatoes that crumble when the heat is turned up

To many potatoes that taste good at first, but not good once they settle

To many potato seeds traded away for rottening potatoes!!!

 

[Rosy]

When the (potato) chips are down Richmond is a better team if Richo (potato) chips in, instead of playing like he has a (potato) chip on his shoulder.
In fact it's time all of the players (potato) chipped in more.

 

[JohnF]

;D ;D ;D

Laughing my head off!

Too many half-baked potatoes.

Too many chicken flavoured potato chips.

 

[gustiger12]

Reckon there might be a few Salt and Vinegar varieties around come years end Johnny

 

[Rosy]

Will the Malcolm (potato) Blight ever cause a clean out of rotton Spuds at Tigerland?
(Joking. I'm not rosyFUD really. ;D)

 

[g0tigers]

too many potatoes that dont understand the words tackle and sheperd.


(Oh god lol, im imaging potatoes with little legs running around tackling other patatoes. : :rollin)

 

[tiga]

We should do what Safeway do....Put all the dodgy ones in one bag and flog em off for whatever they can get for them! Have a RED SPOT SPECIAL! ;D ;D

 

[zacs56]

What we need are more green unwashed potatoes for they are hard and left to ripen if picked early. Not old ones that are left in the field too long to sprout new shoots and hopefuly get a good price in the market for. ;D ;D ???

 

[Tenacious Tiges]

Absolutely the best post.

I just think all those god damn potatoes need to be mashed!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tiga]

We definitely need potatoes that are pest resistent so that they can handle attacks from the likes of Diggler, Laff and Harry. ;D ;D

 

[tigerland]

Thats it, we have mashed potatoes.

Wait till we play the Bulldogs, it will be bubble v squeek (all the dodgy leftovers), at the MCG!!!

 

[tigerland]

For the past 20 years all our potatoes have been is a small side dish on a large plate that know one cares about

 

[g0tigers]

Our potatoes are the laughing stock of all the other veggies.

 

[tigerland]

They were Cooked by Carlton, buttered up by Brisbane, mashed up by Geelong and now will be eaten by the Cats.

Then they will probably be spat out by the magpies for all the above reasons and be ready for that bubble and squeek match

 

[zacs56]

What we need are more green unwashed potatoes for they are hard and left to ripen if picked early. Not old ones that are left in the field too long to sprout new shoots and hopefuly get a good price in the market for. ;D ;D ???

Now I know why I took on this side to coach,
it remines me of home on the farm.
Some just lay around waiting to be picked up
Some are to green to release
some are damaged and no good to sell
some have been laying dormant for years
some are to small or to big
but most are all the same size I can do nothing
with.
with thier heads in the dirt I would hope they would sprout but I was wrong
some days the markets move so fast
but mine just sit and watch it go past
O what I would do for a whopping big merc
instead of these little grey fergies I have got. ;D ;D ???