The 2011 AFL Grand Final Drinking Game
1. Everyone must pick a player of their choice, whenever this player gets a possession - take a drink
2. Anytime the cameraman focuses on Eddie McGuire in the crowd – take a drink
3. Anytime that Steve Johnson's knee injury is mentioned - take a drink
4. Anytime that Channel 10 talks about the latest betting trends and the odds for the match – take a drink
5. If the commentators mention Geelong defeating Collingwood in 2011 home and away season – take a drink
6. Anytime the camera focuses on Joffa Corfe and his gold jacket – take a drink
7. If in the pre-game telecast anyone talks about Lou Richards - take a drink
8. Anytime the umpire stuffs up bouncing the ball – take a drink
9. If Kelli Underwood is seen at the game – scull your drink, and keep sculling whatever alcohol you can find
10. Anytime that Travis Cloke misses a goal – take a drink
11. Anytime Dale Thomas attempts or takes a specky – take a drink
12. If a commentator uses the cliche ‘the Magpies swoop’ – take a drink
13. Anytime the commentators mention that this is Geelongs 4th Grand Final appearance in 5 years – take a drink
14. Anytime Dane Swan gets a possession – take a drink
15. If the pre-game entertainment is horrible – take a drink
16. If Jim Stynes is interviewed during the pre-game telecast – take a drink
17. If Mick Malthouse cries after the match - finish your drink
18. If Leigh Brown wins the Norm Smith Medal - eat your bottle
19. Whenever you see a Collingwood supporter with missing teeth- take a drink
20. If Joel Selwood wins a free kick for high contact - take a drink
21. Whenever the Carlton Draught Ad comes on and you see the guy with the seedy moustache - take a drink
1. Everyone must pick a player of their choice, whenever this player gets a possession - take a drink
2. Anytime the cameraman focuses on Eddie McGuire in the crowd – take a drink
3. Anytime that Steve Johnson's knee injury is mentioned - take a drink
4. Anytime that Channel 10 talks about the latest betting trends and the odds for the match – take a drink
5. If the commentators mention Geelong defeating Collingwood in 2011 home and away season – take a drink
6. Anytime the camera focuses on Joffa Corfe and his gold jacket – take a drink
7. If in the pre-game telecast anyone talks about Lou Richards - take a drink
8. Anytime the umpire stuffs up bouncing the ball – take a drink
9. If Kelli Underwood is seen at the game – scull your drink, and keep sculling whatever alcohol you can find
10. Anytime that Travis Cloke misses a goal – take a drink
11. Anytime Dale Thomas attempts or takes a specky – take a drink
12. If a commentator uses the cliche ‘the Magpies swoop’ – take a drink
13. Anytime the commentators mention that this is Geelongs 4th Grand Final appearance in 5 years – take a drink
14. Anytime Dane Swan gets a possession – take a drink
15. If the pre-game entertainment is horrible – take a drink
16. If Jim Stynes is interviewed during the pre-game telecast – take a drink
17. If Mick Malthouse cries after the match - finish your drink
18. If Leigh Brown wins the Norm Smith Medal - eat your bottle
19. Whenever you see a Collingwood supporter with missing teeth- take a drink
20. If Joel Selwood wins a free kick for high contact - take a drink
21. Whenever the Carlton Draught Ad comes on and you see the guy with the seedy moustache - take a drink
