Another parody for your enjoyment ;D
Tiger Portrait (sung to the tune of family portrait by pink)
Uh, uh, we’re in deep *smile*, uh, uh
Tigers please stop cryin, I can’t stand the sound
Our pain is painful and its tearin' us down
I hear memberships rippin as I read punt rd end
I told Spud you meant all those nasty things you said
You fight about contracts, bout duds and the others
And this I come home to, this to make me feel better
It ain’t easy growin up in year twenty three
Never knowin what a premiership could be, you’ll see
I don’t want the club to destroy me like it has done the ferals
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?
They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals
They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?
Danny please stop talking, We can’t stand the sound
Make the ferals stop cryin, coz I need them around
The ferals don’t love you, no matter what they say its true
I know that they hurt you, but remember we’re in the poo
We lost again today, pathetic effort boys, lost again
Don’t wanna miss the final eight, but don’t have no choice anyway
It ain’t easy growin up in year twenty three
Never knowin what a premiership could be, you’ll see
I don’t want the club to destroy me like it did the ferals
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?
They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?
They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
Let’s play pretend, for the players it comes naturally
I don’t want it to be doomsday
I don’t want too much stress
I don’t want a wooden spoon anyways
And I don’t want the club to be looked at in shame
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
Let’s play pretend, for the players it comes naturally
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
(They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything)
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
Let’s play pretend, for the players it comes naturally
(They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?)
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
(They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?)
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
(They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything)
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Turn around please
Remember that the day you came you gave us finals hope
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Just leave us here alone
We will be nicer
They’ll play so much better, maybe even smother
Oh, I want to be a winner
They’ll play so much better, they’ll do everything right
We’ll be the tigers forever
We’ll put up a fight
Tiger Portrait (sung to the tune of family portrait by pink)
Uh, uh, we’re in deep *smile*, uh, uh
Tigers please stop cryin, I can’t stand the sound
Our pain is painful and its tearin' us down
I hear memberships rippin as I read punt rd end
I told Spud you meant all those nasty things you said
You fight about contracts, bout duds and the others
And this I come home to, this to make me feel better
It ain’t easy growin up in year twenty three
Never knowin what a premiership could be, you’ll see
I don’t want the club to destroy me like it has done the ferals
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?
They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals
They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?
Danny please stop talking, We can’t stand the sound
Make the ferals stop cryin, coz I need them around
The ferals don’t love you, no matter what they say its true
I know that they hurt you, but remember we’re in the poo
We lost again today, pathetic effort boys, lost again
Don’t wanna miss the final eight, but don’t have no choice anyway
It ain’t easy growin up in year twenty three
Never knowin what a premiership could be, you’ll see
I don’t want the club to destroy me like it did the ferals
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?
They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?
They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
Let’s play pretend, for the players it comes naturally
I don’t want it to be doomsday
I don’t want too much stress
I don’t want a wooden spoon anyways
And I don’t want the club to be looked at in shame
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
Let’s play pretend, for the players it comes naturally
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
(They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything)
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
Let’s play pretend, for the players it comes naturally
(They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?)
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
(They promise to play better, Danny are you gonna leave?)
At the start of the year, we were pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be in the finals?)
We played pretty abnormal, let's go back to that
(They promise to play better, Danny we’ll do anything)
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Turn around please
Remember that the day you came you gave us finals hope
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Danny just leave
Just leave us here alone
We will be nicer
They’ll play so much better, maybe even smother
Oh, I want to be a winner
They’ll play so much better, they’ll do everything right
We’ll be the tigers forever
We’ll put up a fight
