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Two Parodies

TigersGoddess

Sing it Loud
Dec 17, 2002
2,915
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Punt Road Oval
As they say if you can't beat em join em. These will make Diggler and Laff happy I'm sure.

Beat it (Sung to the tune of Beat It by Michael Jackson)

They told Spud don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, coz your making us sad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
We’re sick of being defeated
The clubs looking rocky, we need a fighter
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't need a boy, we need a coach who’s a man
You wanna stay alive, better leave while you can
So beat it, just beat it

They’re on the war path they don’t care if your scared
You're playin' with your life, sacking coaches isn’t rare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, coz your making us sad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
We’re sick of being defeated
The clubs looking rocky, we need a fighter
It doesn't matter if it’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

We’re sick of being defeated
The clubs looking rocky, we need a fighter
It doesn't matter if it’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
We’re sick of being defeated
The clubs looking rocky, we need a fighter
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
We’re sick of being defeated
The clubs looking rocky, we need a fighter
It doesn't matter if it’s wrong or right
Just beat it
 

TigersGoddess

Sing it Loud
Dec 17, 2002
2,915
1
Punt Road Oval
Cheer And Wave Goodbye (Sung to the tune of ‘Pretty Fly for a white guy’ by the Offrspring)

We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
And all the supporters grin as they cheer and wave goodbye

Please please please let it come to a cease

You know it's kind of hard
Just to be a coach today
Our subject is a fool
He’s a mistake anyway
He doesn’t have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, his fate awaits
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
“Gonna play the field, I’m the real deal”
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know his comments will always take the cake
The coach is just a wannabe
So hey hey soon the axe will swing

We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
And all the supporters grin as they cheer and wave goodbye

He’s out of loony tunes
He just won’t suffice
But we need a new coach
So he’ll have to pay the price
Now selecting the team, chooses duds to give a chance
And if they stuff up
He’ll still give the kids a pass

So don't debate, his fate awaits
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
“Gonna play the field, I’m the real deal”
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know his comments will always take the cake
The coach is just a wannabe
So hey hey soon the axe will swing

Now his comments are taboo yeah
He's gettin' nothin done
St Kilda’s where he’s been, and they’ve never really won
Supporters say he’ll leave us scarred
And he's lost the grip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
We’re gonna sack Danny (uh huh uh huh)
And all the supporters grin as they cheer and wave goodbye

Please please please let it come to a cease

So don't debate, his fate awaits
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
“Gonna play the field, I’m the real deal”
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know his comments will always take the cake
The coach is just a wannabe,
The coach is just a wannabe,
Please no more wannabees
Hey hey soon the axe will swing
 

diggler

The Tigers Spine
Dec 18, 2002
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5
One can only hope the players and coaches dont read the posts on this forum. A real ego boost, I would of thought ;D
 

56tiger

I'm a llama!
Jul 21, 2003
10
0
Nice one TG, The Offspring I can handle, the Micheal Jackson "O please, I have two nightmares of the early 80's, loosing the GF to Carlton in 82, and Michael Jackson's "Beat It"... :(
 

Rosy

Tiger Legend
Mar 27, 2003
54,348
31
Great effort TG. Pity they don't have Tiger parodies as a VCE subject, you'd get honours. ;D
 

Laff

September showers
Dec 19, 2002
1,282
2
The VCE is easier these days with so much time on your hands TG