Virtual Game Day thread - Collingwood vs Richmond Rnd 2

[Tigers of Old]

We've won the toss.

Treloar has started crying already.

Tiges will kick to the Punt Road End to a ravenous Tiger Army...

 

[craig]

#freekickCollingwood

 

[Dash]

Stuff you AFL.

 

[zgod]

God damn...

We are a few goals down and that stupid Collingwood chant is ringing out.
Lablett sneaks one home, Rioli pounces, Lynch marks. It's now full throttle tigers as we dismantle them on the big stage.
Buckley loses his zen disguise like in Scooby doo and loses his *smile* and throws a phone.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Scintillating start to the second term.

Cotch kicked the first goal after the break having 2 bounces out of the middle & ruffled Treloar's hair just to let him know all about it.

Soldo has just run straight through the overpaid ponytail.

Dusty has just don't argued De Goey & kicked his 3rd. Eddie turning a nice shade of purple after that one.

 

[zgod]

Prestia backs into a pack deep in the last qtr and marks to deny the yank his first possession for the game.

 

[Mycotchinrules]

This is brilliant. Great idea TOO.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Half time & the Pies players have accidentally followed Richmond into their rooms.

Seems they've taken the copy thing just a little to far..

 

[Mycotchinrules]

Controversy even before the bounce in this match, as the official Richmond team sheet only names 21 players.

Eddie, furious and turning a strange shade of beetroot, demands answers from Benny Gale. "You'll be fined heavily for this Gale" says the petulant, always conflicted lite n easy candidate.

"Relax Ed, says Benny. We can wear the fine, we're the biggest sporting club in Australia, did you know we have over 100,000 members?"

Moments before the bounce, a hush falls over the huge crowd, then murmuring, then the tiger army ERUPTS

Alex Rance walks onto the G, hands a JW pamphlet to Treloar (thus fulfilling his religious commitments) and joins Dave and Optimus in the backline.
Normal transmission has resumed.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Only 21 Pies run out to start the third term..Stephenson has just ducked out to place a quick bet & is expected back soon.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Tiges kicked the record for goals in the Premiership quarter piling on 18 goals 3 behinds.

George kicked 9 goals straight.

Grimes kicked 2 from half back with Astbury kicking the last from just inside the boundary line.

 

[snags]

STREAKER!!! What can only be described as a tripod has tripped onto the field with schlong glistening in the afternoon sunlight swinging side to side in rhythm of the inebriated gait. He has a puntroad tatt on his arse and massive Helen D'Amico bush. There's no way security will catch this one. I wonder which member (no pun intended) this was?

 

[Tigers of Old]

Stephenson is still not back.

 

[Baloo]

George kicked 9 goals straight.

I was believing it all until this line. Now I know you're just making it all up.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Stack just took a hanger on Howe. Looks like mark of the year!

 

[Tigers of Old]

Eddie is explaining to his sons how Cox will kick this goal but he's kicked it out on the full. Again.

 

[Tony Braxton-Hicks]

You're soft Cox!

 

[Tigers of Old]

Pies down by 146 points with 5 minutes left.

Looks like Darcy Moore is trying to get Dimma's attention in the coach's box.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Dimma has given him the bird.

 

[Tigers of Old]

15 seconds to go. BT is still saying the Pies can come back from here.