The funniest thing i've seen at the MCG:
Scene - One day final b/t Australia and the West Indies. It was the day they had the record crowd in the 90,000's.
It was about 40 degrees and we were packed in.
It was top deck of the northern stand. You couldn't watch the cricket because there was a food war on. Apples, oranges, plastic bottles etc were coming in by the dozen from my right. People in my area were returning fire - real case of "watch for incoming or require a field medic"!
Two rows in front of me was a big hairy Italian guy with an ego bigger than his boof head. Every time something landed near him, he'd stand up with his elbows cocked out, and survey the crowd for the culprit - like as if he really had the guts to do something about it.
In the row between him and me were a couple of guys about my age at the time (17 or 18) who had a whole roast chicken in foil.
After about an hour or so, there was only bare pickings left on this chicken. About this time, the Italian stood to do one of his "i'm so tough" displays after being narrowly missed by an apple.
When he sat, one of the young guys behind him stood up and threw the chicken straight into the top of his head. It hit that hard that bits of chicken splattered off onto me two rows back.
The big Italian grabs his head and spins around. The young guy is standing behind him pointing to the crowd to our right, as if it came from over there. The big dumb Neanderthol stands up elbows out to survey the crowd again - bits of chook still stuck in his curly mop.
The whole stand was cheering and in raptures. I've never laughed so hard in my life - but maybe you "had to be there"!