I watch Sky News once a week.
I think of it as how i imagine a pap smear of the brain thinks
Of the heavily subsidised 100 thousand odd viewers,
Id be the only one with all lobes functioning and cooperating to enable critical thought.
Even though its extremly difficult to sit through (mrs EZ goes off her chops in one ear, and ive got to keep the other on peta credlin),
Its helps me understand how to do my duty to maintain a little truthfulfullness and kindness.
Its pretty inconsequential. Nasty lightweights spewing bileous nonsense at pretty much nobody.
One trick ive learnt though, if anyone other than your mother or a school teacher starts talking about common sense,
Tell them your about to defacate in your pants