TC said:A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -
given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
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>1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
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>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
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>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter.
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>5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
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>So think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
>joke?"
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>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
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>"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
you forgot to write between the tagscoughlan said:A blonde lady a Russian and an American were discussing stuff and one of them brought up the topic SPACE. And so the Russian woman said "Well, We were the first in Space." the American said "We were the first on the moon." And the blonde said "Well, We'll be first on the sun." And the Russian said "But that's impossible you'll burn up!" So the blonde said "DUH..We're going at night" [/size][/color]
Jukes Extended said:Aahh...Blonde jokes, here are some of my favourites.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a petrol station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
She was so blonde...
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a 5 cents for intelligence, you'd get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of grade three.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'
If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test... and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She sold the car for petrol money.