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The last bit doesn't do as an analogy for my position, but the metaphor was fun. A better analogy would be: DJ is holding two card he claims are aces. I am not holding any cards and I am standing arms folded saying, "I don't believe you, prove it". That's it in a nutshell.
Not sure why this so hard to grasp for believers, I suspect it isn't really. I suspect the fact that they have bought (sometimes literally) into the dogma means that admitting the reasonableness of atheism is just a bridge too far. The dispute has been the same and all these pages have done little to change it. The position of belief in god, any god, is one of faith. It is not supported by evidence. That's it really. I'm not trying to be disrespectful to the faithful. I just don't understand the need to try to shoehorn faith into places it can't or shouldn't go. Believe, in the privacy of your home, or temple or inside your mind, whatever makes you feel good. My only proviso would be, don't impose your belief on me through government or society (school chaplains, abortion, blasphemy, marriage, charitable tax status, etc.)