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Jokes Thread
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It looks like so posters like dssssnake and ye olde grandpa get offended
if you tell a joke on a football thread.
or mention unisex toilets
or tell a joke about a woman.
They get triggered so please be conscious of others feelings when you have a joke and a laugh.
“ Laughter is the best medicine” it seems some lack a sense of humour or the humour is wayyy over their heads.
Otherwise you'll be in trouble like me.
Maybe I should change my username to Trigger
Or you can just say. Nah, *smile* em. Tell your jokes, enjoy life and let the wowsers scroll past.
If you abide by site rules you should be right.
if you tell a joke on a football thread.
or mention unisex toilets
or tell a joke about a woman.
They get triggered so please be conscious of others feelings when you have a joke and a laugh.
“ Laughter is the best medicine” it seems some lack a sense of humour or the humour is wayyy over their heads.
Otherwise you'll be in trouble like me.
Maybe I should change my username to Trigger
Or you can just say. Nah, *smile* em. Tell your jokes, enjoy life and let the wowsers scroll past.
If you abide by site rules you should be right.
Give him a go, he’s just working his way into the game
But I wish he’d learn to *smile* chase his opponent
Oooh wow already got a dislike on the Jokes thread. As I said some get triggered very easily.It looks like so posters like dssssnake and ye olde grandpa get offended
if you tell a joke on a football thread.
or mention unisex toilets
or tell a joke about a woman.
They get triggered so please be conscious of others feelings when you have a joke and a laugh.
“ Laughter is the best medicine” it seems some lack a sense of humour or the humour is wayyy over their heads.
Otherwise you'll be in trouble like me.
Maybe I should change my username to Trigger
Or you can just say. Nah, *smile* em. Tell your jokes, enjoy life and let the wowsers scroll past.
If you abide by site rules you should be right.
Especially among the pile-on posse
I wonder what there was to dislike about that post? Must be just out of habit.
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The keynote speaker was in such a hurry to get to the venue that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that had forgotten his dentures.
Turning to the man next to him, he whispered, “I forgot my teeth!”
The man said, “No problem.” With that he reached into his briefcase and pulled out a pair of dentures. “Try these,” he said. The speaker tried them.
“Too loose,” he said.
The man dug around in his briefcase again. “Here, try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded. “Too tight.”
The man didn’t seem taken aback at all. He dug around in his briefcase again. “Here, I have this pair. Give them a try.”
The speaker smiled. “They fit perfectly.” He ate his meal and gave his speech without any further troubles.
After the event concluded, the speaker went over to thank his benefactor and return the spare dentures.
“I want to thank you for coming to my rescue. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
“Oh, I’m not a dentist,” the man replied:
“I’m the funeral director.”
Turning to the man next to him, he whispered, “I forgot my teeth!”
The man said, “No problem.” With that he reached into his briefcase and pulled out a pair of dentures. “Try these,” he said. The speaker tried them.
“Too loose,” he said.
The man dug around in his briefcase again. “Here, try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded. “Too tight.”
The man didn’t seem taken aback at all. He dug around in his briefcase again. “Here, I have this pair. Give them a try.”
The speaker smiled. “They fit perfectly.” He ate his meal and gave his speech without any further troubles.
After the event concluded, the speaker went over to thank his benefactor and return the spare dentures.
“I want to thank you for coming to my rescue. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
“Oh, I’m not a dentist,” the man replied:
“I’m the funeral director.”
Probably much cheaper than a dentist. Food for thought.The keynote speaker was in such a hurry to get to the venue that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that had forgotten his dentures.
Turning to the man next to him, he whispered, “I forgot my teeth!”
The man said, “No problem.” With that he reached into his briefcase and pulled out a pair of dentures. “Try these,” he said. The speaker tried them.
“Too loose,” he said.
The man dug around in his briefcase again. “Here, try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded. “Too tight.”
The man didn’t seem taken aback at all. He dug around in his briefcase again. “Here, I have this pair. Give them a try.”
The speaker smiled. “They fit perfectly.” He ate his meal and gave his speech without any further troubles.
After the event concluded, the speaker went over to thank his benefactor and return the spare dentures.
“I want to thank you for coming to my rescue. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
“Oh, I’m not a dentist,” the man replied:
“I’m the funeral director.”
