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If you heard me sing Otis you'd be wishing I was Yoko. :laughsanta
 
You and your cyber tourette syndrome Otis !!

How about a George Benson number??

Nice song Rosy, I love all things Lennon  :clap :clap :clap
 
rosy23 said:
Iyou heard me sing Otis you'd be wishing I was Yoko. :laughsanta

This chick craps all over Yoko:

http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/

TC said:
You and your cyber tourette syndrome Otis !!

How about a George Benson number??

George Benson you say?


Whenever dark has fallen
you know the spirit of the party
starts to come alive.
Until the day is dawning
you can throw out all your blues
and hit the city lights.

'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere
so give me the night, give me the night.

You need the evening action
a place to dine, a glass of wine
a little late romance.
It's a chain reaction.
You'll see the people of the world
coming out to dance.

'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere
so give me the night, give me the night.

So come on out tonight
and we'll lead the others
on a ride through paradise.
And if you feel alright
then we can be lovers 'cause i see that
starlight look in your eyes.
Don't you know we can fly?
Just give me the night, give me the night.

*SCATTING ALONG TO MY BENSON-ESQUE GUITAR SOLO*
doop-do-do-doop, do-do-doop, do-do-doop
doop-do-do-doop, do-do-doop, doop-doobee-woo
doop-do-do-doop, dun-doobie-woop, dun-dun-diddley
doobie-wa-doobie, dun-dun, scibeldee-woo, scibeldee-woo, scibeldee-woo


'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere
so give me the night, give me the night.

So come on out tonight
and we'll lead the others
on a ride through paradise.
And if you feel alright
then we can be lovers 'cause i see that
starlight look in your eyes.
Don't you know we can fly?
Just give me the night, give me the night.
And if we stay together
we'll feel the rhythm of the evening
taking us up high.
Never mind the weather.
We'll be dancing in the street
until the morning light.

'Cause there's music in the air
and lots of loving everywhere
so give me the night, give me the night.

Just give me the night, give me the night. (Repeat to fade)
8) 8)
 
Christmas songs it is. This went straight to Number One on its release in the UK -- 7 December 1973. Naff as anything.  ;D

Now, who wants to be our MacGowan? We're all waiting!  :cutelaugh

(Holder/Lea)

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?
Does a 'ton up' on his sleigh
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

So here it is: Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun!
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
Does your granny always tell ya that the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest

So here it is: Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun!
Look to the future now
It's only just begun...

What will your daddy do
When he sees your Mama kissin' Santa Claus?
Ah-ah....

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
Do you ride on down the hillside in a buggy you have made?
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed!

So here it is: Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun!
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
So here it is: Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun!
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
So here it is: Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun!
(IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!)
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.........

:grinsanta
 
Naff?? that's a classic man, you have done Noddy proud :clap :clap

They play that every night at work, better than jingle bells
 
TC said:
Naff?? that's a classic man, you have done Noddy proud :clap :clap

They play that every night at work, better than jingle bells

You naffsayers. Banpots all. ;D
 
*smile* the Christmas songs! I've just rocked in from a hugely disappointing work Christmas party. :mad:

Good band (10 piece) but totally wrong genre. I started this job on Monday, met the MD tonight and told him "this company needs to work on integrating the sales functions across product groups and that's the only work related thing I have to say tonight." He smiled, clinked his glass against mine (tosser!) and I was dying to break into this....... (which I know has been covered several times on this thread already). >:D

*screaming* Ah 1,2,3,4.......

Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*
Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*

Trams cars and taxis, like a wax-works on the move
carrying young girls past me, but none of them are you

Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*
Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*

Without you near me I got no place to go
wait at the bar, maybe you might show

Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*
Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*

I got to stop these tears that's falling from my eye
go walk out in the rain, so no one sees me cry

Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*
Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*

Can't stop the memory that goes climbing through my brain
I get no answer so the question still remains

Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*
Am I ever gonna see your face again? *mike to the crowd!*

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! >:D
 
Mrs Richo just got home from her Xmas Breakup.

70s Surfing Theme, she was the only one who actually took a Boogie Board, Shades of Corby.

Tells me that she was often the only one on the dance floor and certainly the only one hanging ten. Somehow she managed to fit the lyrics of Khe Sahn into Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire. :smiledevil

*mike to the crowd!* :rotfl
 
Whilst we are doing Angels classics, here is my all time fave

Appologies if I have done this before

Holding council with the king and queen
trying hard to decide the fate of Mary Jean
there's only one needed to complete the communard
and that's a man with a voice like a scraping violin
waiting for Mr.damage


To the first doors come a male-a-calling
"stop the person bribing five spanish from the
window up above"
students are proposing to study disarray
but the searcher's markings' openly displayed
waiting for Mr. damage


Mr. damage -- walks through the doors of the sacrifial church
Mr. damage -- meets you in the lobby and then leaves you in the lurch
Mr. damage -- stands at the altar serving out the search
all the faithful follow


Resident wino stumbling and lurching
walking cadavers smiling and searching
man in the DT's honking at the people
`cos he won't take the oblong and celebrated people
waiting for Mr. damage


Trying hard just to keep the lit
a leather flyer leaves the subway anxious to admit
that the marvelled one so recently deposed was seen
three days later in a brand new suit of clothes
a brand new suit of clothes for a very special day
a brand new suit of clothes for a very special day
a very special day, a very special, a very very
very special day

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Boy that got the old adrenalin pumping !!
 
I'm still rather out of puff Crystal

I used to pogo around for hours

The extra 40Kg really takes it out of my knees
 
Thanks Crystal needed that ;D

Was that oxygen or Nitrous Oxide??

I feel another one coming on

He was selling postcards from a paper stand
a whiskey bottle in his withered hand
he put a finger on a photo from an old magazine
and saw himself in the shadow of his dream
They found him with his head inside a tin-pot crown
told him his feet stank and took him downtown
called him agitator, spy and thief
shut him up in solitary third degree
take a long line, reel him in
He tried to appeal to the king of might
he said "I'm just excercising my sacred right"
the king he said "You ain't got no rights
you're a madman, a traitor, get outta my sight"
take along line, reel him in
They put him aboard a well wound whirlwind
pulled out his teeth and rold him to grin
he gave them a smile, pulled out a bottle of wine
and said "I never existed, you've been wasting your time"
take a long line, reel him in
 
Now you got me going !!

Wrong notes, old frustrating used quotes
Men with pencils making copious notes
Out in the dark, cut the far left wing
An old man shaking a sheet of tin
Judgement's fallen, the well spawned webspictures of old used bareness
Local priest still holds the floor
With the same old lines from the time before

Don't you know when I've had enough
Laugh it off, ain't that tough
Don't you know when I've had enough
I like to be alone
Want to be alone, just to be alone

Sacred profession still guards the walls
But my castle keeps guarantees the fall
Selling souls for a mean half truth
But the power and the king shared the palace roof
Welcome flowers lead a funeral train
When you're out in the desert don't you pray for me

Don't you know when I've had enough
Laugh it off, ain't that tough
Don't you know when I've had enough
I like to be alone
Want to be alone, just to be alone

And they fool themselves
Into thinking that they're talking about
That they never doubt it,
Want to be alone, just to be alone

Save me

SAVE ME !! SAVE ME !!
 
Smokers smoking in the smoking room, fishes in the fish tank
Sailors waiting for the tide to turn, too bad the ship sank
well dressed wax-work wound up to walk
Stares through the window
Clown in the alley-way looking for an exit, facing the shadows
I don't patronise you
I dont' try to put you down
I don't criticise you
I ain't the one, I ain't the one to judge
Hard hitting journalist, says he's a communist
says he believes in world war III
lives in a high-rent luxury apartment, he ain't fooling me
I don't patronise you
I dont' try to put you down
I don't criticise you
I ain't the one, I ain't the one to judge
Reading the newspaers, keeping in touch
they steal your secrets, but i ain't the one to judge