Lost socks, teaspoons and things you can’t find when you really need them

[RoarEmotion]

Where do the socks go?

This is an important question we need to answer in a non-Richmond featuring AFL finals series.

Would a football sock get lost?

What do YOU do when one of two socks starts to get a hole?

Why do some socks only come up to your ankles? Who thought that was a good design?

When do you go with thongs? If you wear socks with thongs should you be shot? In the head or in the foot? What the *smile* is a jandal or a flip flop?

Who can come up with a better scientific study than the half life of spoons and is there a world out there of spoons?

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/7396985_The_case_of_the_disappearing_teaspoons_Longitudinal_cohort_study_of_the_displacement_of_teaspoons_in_an_Australian_research_institute

When we really need to get somewhere in a hurry why does your cat decide to use your keys as a toy and bury them in the kitty litter overnight?

PRE - be a force for good.

 

[snags]

I believe the number of lost socks within a house at any time is proportional to household belly button lint.

 

[DavidSSS]

People wearing socks with thongs definitely need to be put out of their misery.

DS

 

[Sintiger]

One of the great mysteries in the world is that you can put a pair of socks in a washing machine and only one comes out

 

[Tigers of Old]

They’re in the same dimension as tupperware lids.

 

[tigerman]

I have no doubt that washing machines are sockivores.

 

[Redford]

I am not joking, one of my missing socks dropped out of nowhere in my wardrobe this morning. Had a shirt on a hanger, pulled it out, and out dropped a sock along with it.

Must have got tired of being on the run.

 

[tigerman]

I am not joking, one of my missing socks dropped out of nowhere in my wardrobe this morning. Had a shirt on a hanger, pulled it out, and out dropped a sock along with it.

Must have got tired of being on the run.

Skysocket in flight
Much to Redders delight

 

[Redford]

Skysocket in flight
Much to Redders delight

Amazing talent. Just amazing.

 

[Tigers of Old]

I've found quite a few down the back of the washing machine/dryer over the years. Seems a popular hangout.

 

[eZyT]

I wear matching socks about twice a year by pure chance.

I got dustin martin socks for fathers day a few years ago and i vowed i was going to wash them folded as a pair and keep them in a special place and only wear with my triple premiership nikes.

Within a fortnight i had one dustin martin sock, which i retired to my dashboard as a internal windscreen wiper.

Heterogeneous dysphoria sock syndrome is a very real affects 1 in 2 Australians

Reach out to family and colleagues and tell them

It Rocks to Wear Odd Socks

 

[TT33]

I am not joking, one of my missing socks dropped out of nowhere in my wardrobe this morning. Had a shirt on a hanger, pulled it out, and out dropped a sock along with it.

Must have got tired of being on the run.

It got lost in a pocket socket.

 

[FitenFitenWin]

My thoughts go missing quite a bit especially when…um…..when…..