Off season surgery

[Ice]

Higgins - Brain
Graham - Shoulder

any others?

 

[TT33]

Koch to have a brain implant
Barrett to have a mouth reduction.

 

[TigerFlag2017]

I wonder if riewoldt will have his dodgy knee looked at

 

[Tiger Rob]

I heard Prestia was going in for a bad case of leather poisoning. Could be a rumor though.

 

[bigwow]

A few journos will need a procedure to have their heads removed from their arses.

 

[TigerForce]

Figgy to see a clairvoyant and psychiatrist.

 

[snags]

Koch to have a brain implant
Barrett to have a mouth reduction.

More like Barret to have his sphincter and mouth swapped back around.

 

[craig]

A few journos will need a procedure to have their heads removed from their arses.

Hear Hear

 

[TigerFlag2017]

I hear Chris Scott is spending a month in rehab down at the wonthaggi desal plant

 

[123cups]

Shaun Grigg is getting his head surgically inserted to meet Geelong protocol.

 

[tigersnake]

Barrett to have a mouth reduction.

that would take longer than a siamese twin separation.

 

[craig]

I hear Chris Scott is spending a month in rehab down at the wonthaggi desal plant

Having his spittle desalinated and pumped back into his salivary glands is the salty campaigner.

 

[Brettstigers]

Razor Ray - will be having his spotlight amputated and a full personality bypass. He wants to focus on umpiring in 2020.

 

[zippadeee]

Higgins - Brain
Graham - Shoulder

any others?

Martin and Prestia both leather poisoning.
6 weeks rehab

 

[Brettstigers]

George is going to have roller skates surgically adhered to his football boots.
It's not as if it will make him kick less goals and its all I could think of to add to his chaos factor.

 

[JimJessTorp]