"Hock, Chrisso here.... bit of talk about Joel, just to appear on the up 'n up we better put something out to say we've looked at it and there's nothing in it.... happy with that?
"Yes mate, sounds good... the statement we use for Mummy and Hawk about clumsiness and attack on the footy with a couple of tweaks should get it done. Maybe a 500 bucker to shut them whinging pricks at Richmond up"
"Is that it Chrisso, I've got a bit on my plate at the moment..... I was chatting to Scotty after our win lastnight and he mentioned he'd not seen any fines laid on Cotchin, Martin and Caddy for swimming without masks... going through last years penalties to see if we can stitch them up again!"
"All good Hock.... people don't appreciate what ya doing for the game..... revolutionary! Last thing mate, have a look at that email I've sent about my remuneration when ya get a chance buddy"