He was never the same player again once he looked sideways.I stood next to Ray Hall at the urinal one night in a restaurant on Lygon St.
I said congrats on your 99 games Ray, poor bloke was that shocked im sure he pissed on 4 of his fingers
He was never the same player again once he looked sideways.I stood next to Ray Hall at the urinal one night in a restaurant on Lygon St.
I said congrats on your 99 games Ray, poor bloke was that shocked im sure he pissed on 4 of his fingers
I stood next to Johhny Longmire once at a urinal, he just looked down at me and said "bloody hell! And they call ME Horse!"I stood next to Ray Hall at the urinal one night in a restaurant on Lygon St.
I said congrats on your 99 games Ray, poor bloke was that shocked im sure he pissed on 4 of his fingers
I was pissing off a bridge into the Yarra one night and right next to me was Nic Nat. I said to him, "Geez the water's cold." He said, "And very deep."I stood next to Johhny Longmire once at a urinal, he just looked down at me and said "bloody hell! And they call ME Horse!"
It was Joel Garner last time I heard that jokeI was pissing off a bridge into the Yarra one night and right next to me was Nic Nat. I said to him, "Geez the water's cold." He said, "And very deep."

Michael Holding for me.It was Joel Garner last time I heard that joke![]()
He was actually standing in Collins St at the timeIt was Joel Garner last time I heard that joke![]()
Maybe Ooze was gagged from saying what he wanted to say .Maybe it would go like this especially at he end ' To our retiring players you go with our blessing , good fortune & health in your future lives. To our players who leave you go without our blessing & it would be a good idea if you take a sickie when you are due to meet the Tiger Army in the future ' .Those saying Dimma was a great public speaker are kidding themselves. Yze is no better or worse than him in my opinion. The more experience he gets the better he’ll be. FFS give the bloke a chance to develop and grow into the role
Funny joke, but I've always thought the last word should be "shallow".I was pissing off a bridge into the Yarra one night and right next to me was Nic Nat. I said to him, "Geez the water's cold." He said, "And very deep."
Nah. If the waters shallow, anyone can reach the bottom. But ya need a seriously long stick to touch bottom if the water's very deep.Funny joke, but I've always thought the last word should be "shallow".
Eyes front at all times.
I stood next to Johhny Longmire once at a urinal, he just looked down at me and said "bloody hell! And they call ME Horse!"
And, at this stage without an horrendous injury list.McQualter's starting with Harley Reid. He's miles in front.
Yeh I wonder the same thing, heard mini speak on RSN this morning and sounded really good. Will be interesting to watch us and them over the next few years to see which team rebuilds fasterGrimesy really gave Mini a pump up on SEN this morning. I think we might have got this appointment wrong. I reckon the senior players would have bought in a lot better under Mini than Yze.
Do we have any idea on a new fitness guy as yet ?
Cats just signed a new fitness boss O'Sullivan. Not sure who he is replacing!?Do we have any idea on a new fitness guy as yet ?