I'm struggling to see how not sending us to Perth fits with the anti-Richmond AFL agenda. There must be another card to play.
Perhaps the AFL will hire giant industrial fans and set them up at the ground to simulate the Fremantle Doctor?
Or petition the Queensland government to adjust the state time to align with AWST?
Would they go so far as to truck in sand directly from a Kalgoorlie quarry and have the ground resurfaced?
Have you forgotten that we were supposed to play WCE in Qld before that was aborted to return them to Perth pre-lockout by WA?
How many actual HGs did we have at the G before sent to the hub in Qld? Compared to Colonwood or Geesook, for example, let alone interstate teams?
Did you check out the umpires for Monday's GCS game before posting this? Make sure you watch and see.
Have you noticed how Ablett can elbow opp players high x 3 before getting a fine in '19? Selwood can coat-hangar Birchall for no consequence whatever,; Burgoyne can slam-tackle really dangerously x 2 for 1 fine; but Richmond players cop weeks for any such offences or milder. See the Houli case. Dusty. Soldo.
Your attempted sarcastic hyperbole doesn't work for me. Prefer to look at reality before my eyes. No sand required.