"Hey, Tom. Ralph Carr."
"Oh, hi, Ralph."
"Listen, mate. I've got a story. Bit sensitive, so I'm giving it to you, a quality, educated, journo I know will handle it right."
"I went to Melbourne Uni."
"I know you did, Tom. That's a good school. You're clearly a smart lad."
"That's what my dad says."
"So, Tom. My boy, Shai Bolton..."
"Oh, yes. How is Shane?"
"Shai's out of contract at the end of the year, and West Coast have a big offer on the table."
"Right."
"Considerably more than what Richmond is offering."
"Right. And what about...his current club?"
"That's Richmond."
"Yes, of course. Shane Butler. Sorry, I got confused for a second with the Freo player, Michael Bolton."
"Shai Bolton. S-h-a-i B-o-l-t-o-n. West Coast. Big offer. Got it?"
"Yes, yes, Shy Bolter from West Coast. Big offer - from who?"
"I'll send you an email. Say hi to your dad."
"Ok, thanks, Uncle Ralph."